I'm a forgetty forgetterson!

Sorry to say that I'm going to be doing nothing more than reading when and if I'm ever on here. See the blog on my user page for slightly more info. Arrivederci..

The Michael Jordan of drunk driving

Brony since 2011, and huge fan of FOE. Also founder of Suicide prevention group.

My profile will destroy lesser internet connections.

Who let the dogs out?

" I am so sorry" Canadian battlecry.

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.

Esteemed monarch and pony enthusiast, at your service.

I wish I could just finish all the half-done stories I've got backlogged.

"There is no feeling quite as thrilling as the feeling of overcoming life's greatest challenges."

Just where has life gone? To think that 7 years ago I created an account just to read fan fics. Then I wrote one. Then two. Now its been 4 years silent.

I'm in your closet..watching.....waiting....

Timb Hortons

Add me on Discord .f4d32814ck

- 502 Internal Bio Error -

Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.

My Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=3494941

I am a part of you, little mortal. I am a shadow in your subconscious, a blemish on your fragile little psyche. You know me. You just don't know it.

Officially hibernating. zzzzzz

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Silence amongst the sinful.

Drake is better than Tupac

Music "enthusiast", a weirdly nice guy to talk to, has a hat rack, active imagination yet weak at applying it into words, tries to do things while "in the moment" and not thinkthings through.

I do a lot of reading and lurking. I also write stuffs. I may or may not look like Krillin.

i am your grandfathyer

I'm a sexy general who enjoys generally generaling.

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

Brony for life

I am a female who calms to be a brony, I have been writing for 8 years and rping for 5. Please come on in and see what is behind my Avatar.

"I'm a simple guy. All I want is enough sleep for two , enough mountain dew for three, and enough pornography for four." Paraphrase from Joel Rosenberg

Writer, Vector Artist, GIF Aficionado, Toe Bean Enthusiast, and Full-time Sales Associate.

I am nothing great, just a pony who enjoys reading great stories and trying my best to tell some myself.

You can't have a nightmare if you never dream!

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Fate fell short

something something boi

When I said I was going to be a Brony for life, I meant it! That didn’t mean one year or two years it meant for life! Also, I'm pretty sociable, PM me if you wish to talk or have any queshtions.

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.