Can I speak to the manager?

The magic comedy hoers.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

Write silly, not stupid.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Just a girl trying to make it as an freelancer writer. Please check out my stories, both fanfiction and independent works! Any comments are deeply loved and you're all awesome.

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

Authors are like changelings: you need to give them love, affection, and attention for them to grow stronger

they/them