Not Today, Try Tomorrow

just a goof-ball with way too much free time and too many collections

I AM R E V I V E D. Did ya guys miss me? lol. I may try to make mlp stories again, who knows?

Buggy Idea Machine.

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Well Damn

Whatchu reading?

It's pronounced "Great Goofball"

Timb Hortons

The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.

I like reading pony stories. I'm not an author, but I do pretend to be one on the Internet.

£999999 HOLY FUCK

a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back

I AM A GOD / delete this account

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

I was born, I still live, I have yet to die.

I'm always online it seems...

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

the Reader

Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

I'm so relieved.

Eyyyyyy

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

Writer of kinky horse words, and less kinky comments that can be longer than some entire fics.

This is a bio...it is short! Too short? Too bad!