Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Mostly harmless.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

In search of the perfect riff

Official Account for Running the OC Slamjam!

Silence amongst the sinful.

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

Breathing terrible life into monstrous pony porn.

You say I remind you of someone? What a bizarre coincidence!

I usually don't drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dragon's Milk. || Soon™

I go by many names...

Forget not that I am a derp.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

I'm a dirty bitch.

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

Amateur writer and artist, Commander of the 31st Imperial Legions, and devotee of the Princess of the Night.

irresistible

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

Not a changeling.

Poor by Overflow

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

That one Raccoon who loves movies far, far too much.

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Pony should pony pony.

coffee. desk. beat on repeat. and then i bang my head against the keyboard a lot, like don music from the muppets.

“I hate alternate timelines. They make for messy bookkeeping.” —Squishydodo, Black-ops Elf, Sluggy Freelance

Necessity is the mother of my motivation. Don't ask who the father is.

*beep* RAINBOW DASH IS SO AWESOME! *beep*

Not Bad Horse.

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

Her Royal Highness Cadance I of the Crystal Empire, at your service! Here's me on a particularly bad hair day; it's a very long story. All turned out for the best, though!

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.