I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

okay now kiss!

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

The proprietor of the series known as 'Sweet Special-Nothings'. Well known for the story Hop, Skip, and a Jump! And First Date. Also wrote the Conversion Bureau tale, A Mare's Tail.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

O.F.P.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

It's called a hustle, sweetheart.