• Published 22nd Apr 2013
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Cowboy - Appleloosan Psychiatrist



You've noticed Braeburn's gaze going to some very interesting places lately, and you can't help but take advantage of an opportunity whenever you see it arise.

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Yay! More AP!

Now, may we know who this clopsort is? He sounds like a friend of yours. If so, I'm sorry for your loss.

Pwniez #2 · Apr 22nd, 2013 · · 1 ·

this boner shouldn't be here :l

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Clopsort is the hosting site that I first started uploading fiction to, long before I came to fimmyfic. It was a simple site, not like the sprawling interactive social network of this site. It went inactive back in October, and is now down for good, or at least seems to be.

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Oh.
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Well... Okay, then. If you need me, I'll be in the corner... Hiding in shame.

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You can see darf talking about it here, too
http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/78037/clopsort-ded

come on jake, get with the program :scootangel:

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Ugh, I just fail. I'm sorry, I can never match wits with you masters of clop. I prostrate myself before you and beg forgiveness for my ignorance.

I didn't put much stock in the whole "everybody is gay for Braeburn" thing, but damn, sub!Braeburn is hot. IMO it's aged better than you think it has.

EDIT: Okay, re-reading this in a... calmer mood has made some of the issues more obvious. Still, I'm glad you posted this.

Love the story! Although I'm sad there wasn't at least one chapter of Braeburn being the dominant one.

Now that would have been pretty damn hot

Great! I loved it! Thumbs up! :heart:

Sorren #10 · Apr 22nd, 2013 · · 18 ·

Well... I can't say it's not orriginal...

It's a twist I eventually expected to see on the Explicite HiE crutch on this site.

I'd love to see your writing ability (which is quite rival to my own, might I add) go to something a bit more... well, a bit more... I'd like to say good, but I forgot people consider these stories good when this is rarely the casae.

Y'know what, I just want to see you write more stuff.

So clopsort finally died huh? A pity. Still, glad to see a few of my fav stories reposted! :D

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It's been frozen since October but, yeah, finally kicked the bucket.

Truly, the end of an era.

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Yeah. Glad I snagged most of my favs already, Lotta the good ones were still on pastebin :(

Um... 'K?

This... is glorious.

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> I'd love to see your writing ability (which is quite rival to my own, might I add) go to something a bit more... well, a bit more... I'd like to say good

You're in luck — AP's written quite a variety of material. Go read Pink, Blue, and Ivory, for starters. It hit me awfully hard. The Night The Carousel Boutique Burned also deserves all of the attention it got.

2466585 I have.

Trigger Warning: Super Gay Second Person Human on Stallion Horse Fucking

Yup, instant favorite.

Memories...:heart:

Trigger Warning: Super Gay Second Person Human on Stallion Horse Fucking

Oh, I am so reading this.

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Careful. Prostrating yourself might give others ideas.

rip in peace Clopsort
he posted lots and lots of steamy horse porn
and died

rip

Great story, Apple.

:unsuresweetie:

Trigger Warning: Super Gay Second Person Human on Stallion Horse Fucking

:rainbowlaugh:

Oh god....I haven't laughed that hard all day today:pinkiecrazy:

Oh....:rainbowkiss: Jesus.....:twilightsheepish:

Okay.:twilightsmile: I'm done.

*Looks again*:twilightoops:

HAHAHAHA!:rainbowlaugh:

I didn't read, not into it, but damn is that funny.

Trigger Warning: Super Gay Second Person Human on Stallion Horse Fucking

PICTURE UNBELIEVABLY RELATED

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I love this, as it's rather sweet. I'm really not one for second-person fics, but it's nice to see a gay clop that doesn't devolve into mindless claptrap. Sure, it's not much else but a clopfic, but it's well done. You don't see too many gay fanfics here.

Oh, well look here. I have JUST the person to recommend this to.

So if gay male romance gets disproportionately downvoted, and fic rated mature for sex gets disproportionately downvoted, how big a target is gay male romance that's mature for sex?

I mostly just read gay male romance when it's teen or everyone, but I'll give this an upvote anyway, since the comments are currently way more positive than the votes.

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My God, that is the exact same reaction that I had. I see many things on the internet, but I've only actually laughed at something so hard that I fell out of my chair a few times. Now, whenever I need to think of something to make me laugh, I just have to think about that quote, and I will just erupt with laughter. I won't read this (no disrespect, it's just not my thing), but that just made my day.

Comment posted by Sigma EXE deleted Apr 23rd, 2013

Why doesn't Braeburn get to top?

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I think you mean you want to see their talent used for writing stuff that isn't clop.

2469490 No, some clop is very good.

There are just too many children on this site to understand which clop is garbage bullshit, and which isn't.

I would personally slap every one given the chance.

which is still trembling from ponies halted blow

ERROR! still lying here rigid and unsatisfied

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Word to the wise: don't use a mare-base picture for a stallion (your avatar is what I'm pointing at).

As for the story, AP, it could use polishing up. But, I didn't mind it. Continue.

Comment posted by Sorren deleted Apr 23rd, 2013
Comment posted by Shadowflash deleted Apr 23rd, 2013

While some of your newer stories are better from a pure technical stand point, I must agree with some earlier posters and say that this hasn't aged as badly as you seem to think.

Heck, I'd actually like a third chapter, to tie the knot with the whole "AJ knows her cousing is havin sex with freaky hairless monkey", wouldnt even have to be clop in it (obv bonus if there is).

PS: Is it weird that I think it's weirder that Brae got hots for his cousin than the main character havin sex with a sentient horse? Yeah I'm weird! :twilightblush:

The concept of this is very stupid. First off, gay ponies. In the world of FiM, it's so unneccesary. In total honest, it's just... no, I can't see it happening with any canon characters, being homo/bi, let alone with a human. Don't get me wrong; I am not against sexual fanfics existing, or ponies not being straight, but I am a realist -for the most part- with things. It may be because I am a guy -but that's moot when I'm pansexual (only care about personality)- but I am okay with some of the pairings between mainly the Mane Six -it's actually most likely because I have found some of these pairings to have cute pictures or greatly-written stories. If this seems like broken thinking, well, it is; I am in class switching between listening to the talk we have going on (Civics/Government) and typing up my thoughts on what I read from the summary.

That was actually very good, I might save this when i'm looking for some gay clop. Thank yous. :raritystarry:

:pinkiecrazy: everyones' gay for breaburn mi gusta! :rainbowlaugh:

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Because he's not a switch in this story. Go write about Braeburn mounting you if you want different. xD

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No one cares. Also, just say your point and drop it - you're babbling and giving information unrelated to the situation and not necessary to understand how you reached your conclusion.

Also, your conclusion sucks - no one cares if you don't like same-sex shipping. Shhh. Only dreams now.

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"unnecessary"?

Do you think people become gay or bi out of "necessity"?

You are a very confused person.

2473060 Everything I said was absolutely relevant. You just are too stupid to see it or you didn't really read through it. You're also being a dick with your response. Which also is wrong in of itself. The point of comments is to give your opinion on the story, which I did, just a specific part of it, the summary. You may not care, but others might. And said this after many times of seeing it on the front page. Oh, and look, I did just say my point and explained it. Nothing extra other than explain why it was broken up like it was. You're pitiful arguments are invalid.

2475387 You misunderstand me and the situation; I am talking about the world of FiM fanfiction, which doesn't run the same way as the real world despite having most of the same laws. Everything in the world has a very specific purpose that is obvious or it isn't really of FiM but of a parrelel version. This does not say that I do not know the fact that numerous, but not many, of those who go to homosexuality did not chose to do so.

Warning: Super Gay Second Person Human on Stallion Horse Fucking
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should do a chapter where bareburns fucks the human :')

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