• Published 22nd Apr 2013
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Equestrian Pie - cooopercrisp



Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it's not just about the physical. When the Cakes have marital problems, the most beautiful soul in Equestria vows to help them.

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I'm not sure how I feel about this Pokey fella. Quite the shady character.

well then I guess that's how the unicorn came in into the family..... :eeyup:
next is going to be a Pegasus? :trixieshiftleft: :trixieshiftright:

Not a fault of yours, but you lost me with this chapter. Hits a little too close to home. I wish you luck!

Eesh. Cup isn't making any friends here. "He wouldn't consent to a sperm test and I want a foal" doesn't begin to balance any of this. (Yes, I know that the plot requires things to get worse before they get better. The point still stands. If Carrot were human, I'd advise him to run for the hills.)

Wow, that escalated quickly. Cup didn't even last one night before considering an affair?

Well Cup is a cheating whore... I dont suppose Carrot will have a shotgun available when he finds out?

No hard feelings for Pokey considering he didnt know.

>Going behind her husband's back to get him tested
>Immediately decide to become a slut and get pregnant by some other dudes without even making a single attempt to consult or even approach said husband

Yeah, that won't irreparably shatter his trust and love in the relationship. Leaving him heartbroken knowing that he was arbitrarily tossed aside for some random stallions due a to problem he wasn't even deigned to be made aware of, and thus, forcing him to bitterly raise children he knows aren't his own.
Yeah, I'm sure it'll all be fine, really.:facehoof:

2518956>>2520953>>2519982 Wow, judgmental much guys? Let's see, she did get him tested. She was depressed with the results. She got shitfaced. Some sleazy bastard took her to his apartment. Knowing she was shitfaced, he fucked her. In the meantime, Cup is so drunk she thought she was at home with Carrot. Why do you think she screamed out his name? Why else would she call him honey?

Wow.....this is so bucking tragic.....shit, can't say I blame Cup for getting a drink but to be bucked by a stranger:facehoof: What a fail, now I'm curios to know what happened with Pinkie Pie as well as what shall happen next, and Berry Punch, I LOVE her:yay: This is a very good if not messed up chapter....damn, Pinkie seems like she could use a drink herself:ajsmug:

2521030 She didn't think he was Carrot, She yelled Carrot out of habit and nothing more.

And even if you were right, being drunk is no excuse. She made the decision to go out drinking, she decided to let a stallion buy her drinks, and she decided to go home with him. She is completely responsible for her own actions. If Pokey had been some monster dropping drugs in her drink then I would agree with you...that is not what happened. She is just as responsible as if she got drunk and killed Pokey instead of sleeping with him. Alcohol is not a 'get out of jail free card', otherwise we will have to start apologizing to alot of abusive mates and parents as well as murderers.

And how exactly is Pokey a 'sleez'? He was drinking right with her and never made illusions about what he was doing while he continuously hit on her (gee a guy is buying me drinks and hitting on me, what could that mean?). Sweet Jesus he even offered to take her home and SHE was the one who insisted on his place!

2520953 Seriously its pretty fucked up. Not only did she cheat but she cheated because he couldn't get her pregnant. Can't wait for her to really shine when doesn't tell Pokey that he's a father and tricks Carrot into caring for kids that aren't his... I mean at this point its what I would expect of the bitch

2525473 Okay, in fairness, you're reacting to the way the scene is written, not the way the author intended. I cannot fault you for not knowing what Pokey is like, because all that has been shown to you so far is he likes to pick up chicks in bars and has no compunction with sleeping with somepony when they are plastered.

i suppose that makes him no worse than most. He went out looking for someone who would fall for his lines, and found Cup. On the other side of that coin, when Cup agreed to go back to his place, she was already drunk. She had one goal in mind for that evening, drink. She did not set out to cheat. is she blameless? No.

Is Pokey blameless? Well we can give him a pass for not knowing she was married. But he's still the type of guy who will bring a drunk girl home, not use protection, and actually listen when same drunk girl asks him to cum inside. So I retract my sleaze accusation. He is merely a douche.

2525541 On a personal level I see nothing wrong with Pokey's actions. Men/stallions arent the only ones who go to bars to get laid, and she was being pretty receptive to him even before she got drunk so I cant see anything reprehensible for his actions.

And about him not using protection (does that even exist in Equestria where mares are not hidden ovulators?), I have to emphasize that he drank plenty himself so being drunk and horny I can understand why he would not argue when she demanded he cum inside her. It doesnt leave him blameless for future pregnancy but it fails to speak badly of his character.

2525676 Receptive... if by that you mean friendly, then I suppose so. Not really getting a "Rut me you big stud" vibe from their earlier conversation, more like "You're fun, do you want to drink with me?" But then, she didn't tell him to fuck off, so I guess that's receptive? I'll admit I haven't really ever trolled a bar looking to get laid, so perhaps I am more inclined to have sympathy for the lady who just made a bad decision while drunk and horny. I still maintain Pokey is a douche.

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Well if memory serves, unless he knew her as Mrs. Cake there's no way to tell a mare is married in the world of Equestria. It's not like they have wedding bands. So while Pokey is despicable for taking advantage of a drunk mare whose in heat I personally can't hold any animosity towards him as a homewrecker because he in all likelihood has no idea she's married.

As for no condom. Since we're dealing with a land that isn't surprised when it's females are fertile, contraceptives actually do make sense. Just because say, Twilight is in heat, doesn't mean she wants to be a mother... It also doesn't mean she doesn't want that itch scratched. BUUUUT From the sound of things Mrs. Cake wasn't gonna give him a choice :P

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I think you've got the point there that Steel was going for, actually.

Let's look, objectively, at what Pokey's done here. He's in the back of the bar, watching Cup have her first bottle. He goes up to chat with her, and they have another bottle each.

No real problem here, admittedly, though at this point, he can see that she's a little tipsier than one might expect after just two drinks, so he ought to be adjusting his idea for what's appropriate downwards.

Berry provides them with two shots each next, and Pokey coaches Cup through downing them both.

Now, at this point, he's had three drinks (that we know of, at least), and Cup four. That said, he's seen that she's a bit of a lightweight, and has seen that the bartender is concerned about the amount of alcohol Cup's going through in a short period of time. Then, when she decides she's going to go home, he pushes to go with her.

Now, he has a reason, sure. But if that reason is sincere (he knows she's dangerously drunk), he should also know that she is in no condition to offer informed, unimpaired consent. This is compounded by the fact that she's in heat - even if being in heat isn't as big a mental issue for an unimpaired pony, couple that with being drunk enough you can't go home on your own, and I see that as a one-way ticket to court for any guy who decides to screw her. Pokey, for his own self-preservation, should know better than to take her home and screw her. Take her home, fine, if you're feeling like living dangerously, but wait until she's sober to start making offers. Play the "I'm a nice guy who wouldn't take advantage of you, after all, I didn't do it last night when you were throwing yourself at me" card.

But when she wakes up in his bed, he'd better not be surprised if the first thing she says isn't "wake up, handsome," but instead, "POLICE!"

Honestly, the one who should really be putting a stop to it was Berry. At the very least, she should've pulled Pokey aside for a moment and warned him that she was married, because she has that piece of critical information that he does not, and she has the benefit of being sober.

So, really? There's blame to go all around, not just at Cup, and not just at Pokey, but at everypony at that bar who spoke.

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Well a one way ticket to court is a bit much. It's not a crime to take home and bed a drunk girl if she left willingly. He didn't roofie her after all.

She'll wake up, have a 'what the hell did I do?' moment where she realizes she just potentially screwed her marriage up, and then have to decide to lie to her husband, or tell him the truth. And if the author is doing what i suspect he's doing.... Well... I'll let that be a surprise :P

Depends on how drunk, and on whether or not the witnesses think that he was buying her drinks in order to get her falling-down drunk and get her in bed. Of course, it's not like Pokey was... ooooh.....

Now, no, I don't expect that to happen. I'm just saying that there's where I see him being a moron.

Comment posted by TheDaringExplorer deleted Jun 10th, 2013

Can't wait to see how the next bit goes!

,,, so are you still working on this¿?

3376837 :fluttershysad: Not at the moment but I haven't given up hope that I'll return to it someday. I'm in the middle of another story right now but I'll see how I feel after that one is done.

I came to this and it too is abandoned. :raritydespair:

been 41 weeks since last comment.

Still nothing, dead and abandoned again.

Fuck, how am I supposed to finish the story about Carrot Cake committing infidelity with Pinkie Pie now?

Welp so much for this.

Another 42 weeks.......ahhhhhhh...yay?:fluttershyouch:

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