Six years ago, a strange craft fell from the sky. The creature that fell with it has been living secretly as a pony in Ponyville ever since, unaware of its true nature.
Now, six years later, Big Macintosh has disappeared, and the creature from the sky is the only one who can save him. The secret must be unveiled, no matter the cost.
A Doctor Who universe crossover fic.
My first (non-terrible) fic, so tips would be great.
Suggestion on categories would be appreciated as well, as I'm not really sure how it works.
Chapters (11)
Wait, Pinkie is a Timelord (Timelady) ???
That explains her intelligence and fast thinking!
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Agreed. It explains everything.
Oh god this is AWESOME!!!
The Hostess is going to kill th CMC
Pinkie is a time lord!?!?
What a twist! All this time I thought it was the other way around!
Oh boy this is good!
Chapter 4 was slightly edited to address The Last Round Up. Of course, as soon as I bring in Derpy/Ditzy, they put out an episode with her.
Wasn't the doctor able to make a mortal copy of himself once?
Couldn't she do that with Pinkie?
As the Hostess watched it go, John watched the Hostess. He couldn't help remembering what had happened when the Manticore had taken Applebloom. Big Macintosh had disappeared into the forest, and returned with Applebloom three hours later.
His hooves had been coated in blood.
I shuddered.
Spike ate the abandoned sandwich... like a boss.
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Delicious
im waiting for the big reveal that fluttershy is the doctor just to hit us from left field
175140 Saw right through me. Time to rewrite the next five chapters.
"Spike, you have permition."
"Really?"
"Really."
*kills every alien*
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You know, for being a creature that has jaws and teeth strong enough to crush diamonds, Spike really doesn't get enough scenes where he's a total badass.
did have an idea earlier that the reason john smith became a clockmaker is because of his extensive Pocket watch collection,i.e. half of ponyville are timelords resulting in the worst alien invasion in the history of time.
Spike was a total BAMF this chapter, as for the Falaxaporians, if they couldn't handle a baby dragon, then how are they gonna handle two very angry princesses should they discover what's going on
Microwaves are ilegal.
Because.
The Doctor?
Me so happy 
216228 giving advanced technology to an undeveloped species is illegal because it allows them access to the end product without having developed it themselves sometimes resulting in accidents due to a lack of understanding i.e. microwaves emit deadly radiation if somepony cracked it open to figure out how it works they could kill themselves
Awesome.
Just.... Awesome.
Hurray! You updated!
I really like the end of this chapter.
And I hope you update again soon.
Update
328197 ...Is that an observation or an order?
328323. I mean update:
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Pinkie being a Time Lord would explain a lot.
And Big Mac would be one of the few ponies I would be a little scared of at first.
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Best. Twist. Ever.
So, gotta say. Your interpretation of Big Mac is epic beyond all belief. I sure as hell wouldn't want him angry around me
Thank Celestia for Gummy and Pinky.
Also Big Mac is a cool stallion, eh kills Falaxaporians and doesn't afraid of anything.
Pinkie; The destroyer of logic.
Oh God the powers of Pinkie! I knew she was the solution, but this is the possible way for it to have happened :D
“Hi! I’m Pinkie Pie! What’s your name?”
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i'll probably know this soon but it still must be said
WTF IS GOING ON?
in the words of the 10th Doctor, "WHAT?"
332913 beware the quite ones indeed
“I’m sorry Dahy'v, I'm afraid I can’t do that” Pinkie replied.
How long have you been waiting to use that?
Edit: Woo! Excellent chapter :D Glad to see the Doctor being... Well, the Doctor, there. I have to wonder about his reactions to knowing that Pinkie was the Hostess all this time. Can't wait for your sequel!
Pipsqueak as The Docor would be a war-crime in terms of daw.
Also, looking foward to the next fic.
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'd so hard because I should have seen it coming.
I know, when I saw that line I
To Gaekub, are you going to place the sequel here in The Hostess, or are you going to put it as a new story, because you may have forgotten to check the Complete box when submitting the chapter.
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Woopsie Doopsie, thanks for reminding me. I remember in the rules it said posting different parts of the same fic as different stories was not allowed. Do you know if that applies to this situation, where there's smaller stories within a larger over arching story? I'm just not sure whether I'm allowed to split them like that.
Anyway, I've put it as "On Hiatus" for now.
517577 I'm pretty sure sequels count as separate stories. If you're worried, go on chat and ask one of the ops. Or Poultron, though he hates being awoken from his dragon sleep
517871 Thanks for the advice. I'll set it to completed then and make the sequel a different story. Er... And I'll try to put a short intermission chapter up here when the sequel starts so people who are following this can find the second without following me. (Although if you want to follow me, I'm in favor of that)
And I don't think I'll wake Poultron. If there's one thing I've learned from both MLP and D&D, interrupting dragon sleep rarely ends well.
517940 Ha! I loled
You should also toss the link into the description once you've begun. It's helpful having it in both places :)
Well, I admit you had me going there thinking John was the Doctor. But...wibbly wobbly, timey wimey, he could be at a different time.
Looking forward to the sequel.
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Any news on the Sequel?
971310 It is not forgotten, but don't hold your breath.
I'm trying to plan the next story out a lot better than I did this one. As in, I'm trying to plan it out at all. So it's coming more slowly than it would otherwise, but hopefully it'll end up being higher quality.
Just read this one. Brilliant series of twists! The standard tropes of Doctor Whooves are so ingrained that I wasn't sure what to believe at any given point, I loved how you managed to jerk me around (John Smith pulling out a sonic screwdriver, for example. :). And I'm very glad Pinkie Pie reemerged at the end. I hope she and the Hostess will be friends.
Looking forward to the sequel. :)
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Now is their a sequel