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Well, as far as pickup lines go, "You will now consent to sexual intercourse." isn't too bad
It's no "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?" though,
Come on, Opals, step your game up, I know you've been stuck on the GameCube for a while, but the Switch isn't that hard to master...
Why do I think Opal is still a virgin? Hopefully once she has her true friends they can help her understand just how things really work.
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I DOES NOT HAS A FLAVOR
One of the older memes.
Opal and Sprout have a lot of things in common.
Ah kicking rude morons half to death must be one of Opaline's favourite past times.
Welp. Opaline can see Sprout's fatal flaw, but not how they're similar.
(Power imbalance, Opaline, power imbalance.)
It is funny seeing the 'Joker hates Nazis' trope pop up in MLP. ^^
I like how you throw Opaline a few bones here and there. She's not utterly without standards, she is actually capable of showing consideration for Misty, and she has a genuine excuse for being completely batshit insane.
...Sprout is thrown no bones. Not even his own.
Got several genuine chuckles out of me, Estee. Nice.~
Aroace I may be -- and thus romance and sex-related fics tend to make me about as confused and incompetent as Misty here -- but this was a damn good crackfic.
Being isolated for millennia really does leave you isolated in the realm of romance...better get started on the rom-coms, Opaline.
Oh gods... the Toy Scene
I just... poor misty....
You have talent at writing as certain kind of insanity.
Misty trouble with Opaline teaching her seduction and sex is not over I am afraid.
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It's like, awww, she actually cares!
And then the Toe Scene. Poor Misty. (It's gonna get as infamous as the piano push. Calling it now.)
Now I want to see a sequel of the now sorta-kinda-maybe competent seducer Misty going after Hitch to get Sparky again.
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It's no "Would you like to know how often I think about the Horny Roman Empire?" either.
Time for literary analysis!
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Or Sunny
Some fascinating tidbits dropped in Opaline's thoughts. Tartarus still exists, and at the very least she considers bothering it more trouble than that would be worth. She may be responsible for the extinction of several species, and the death of at least one bear by overdose. And she is utterly blind to the irony of her own condition. Brilliant bit at the end there.
In all, fascinating, horrifying, and almost dangerously hilarious work. And as others have noted, it's good to see that even Opaline has some standards. Thank you for this.
Well, that sure was a crackfic. Good job, I laughed! And yeah, it was nice to see Opaline's got things she won't accept.
*Incoherent screams of terror and disgust*
This is simultaneously disturbing and adorable in ways that I simply wasn't prepared for.
Pffftt, this was hilarious. What a funny read, the mental image of Misty have no context for ‘sex toys’ and treating them like dolls and making them get married is so weirdly wholesome. Precious bean must be protected.
Its good to see that even evil has standards. And Sprout hasn’t learned a damn thing. Will he some day manage to overcome his infatuation with unicorn butts? … unlikely.
Another great job Estee
This is a delight. Opaline having standards and no-go zones is a delightful bit of subversion.