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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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I like this.

Bendy you nutter, I always have to like your stories for the shitposting value.

KvAT #3 · Jul 24th, 2022 · · 1 ·

I came expecting nothing and I left with less than nothing. How is it even possible, I have no idea.

I think Imma just lay down for a while.

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Glad you liked it.


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I seem to have struck a nerve with some users. Did you catch the South Park references?


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I'm sorry it's me bendy... I write mostly garbage on purpose.

I showed up scratching my head, and left the same way...

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I noticed.
People are too sensitive to no-no words, faggots the lot of them.

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Do you like sucking dick?

I have so many questions

Strawberry Star's penis was well above average. The stallion's penis was largely insignificant when compared to her much larger penis. But nonetheless, this was a touching union between two penises. There was so much wonderful penis that…..'

is it bigger than the celestial size?

You closed the book with a slam. You had enough of the word 'penis'.

:pinkiehappy:: "Is that so? Then wait until you read the title of the current chapter!"
Anon: "Aaargh!"

Twilight brought her front right hoof over her mouth, gasping in shock. "Anon! If I get rid of my penis, I won't be a real mare anymore," she said in a low, heartbroken voice.[...]
"Well, he is a gay faggot. No straight, heterosexual stallion rejects such a massive penis."

In any non-Bendy story this sentences wouldn't make much sense. But here they fit perfectly fine.


Loosely related:

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Should there really be a sex tag on this?

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I felt like it qualified as such. Even if not really cloppy.

I never thought I would be jump-scared by a story’s description..huh.

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