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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 13 )

...What the fuck did I just read.. Hahahahaha

Me gusta esto

nice comedy bender! what were you thinking when you wrote this?

I got an easy solution if you hug someone.

https://images.app.goo.gl/LPioMUibnz7GmJaT7

Bendy #5 · Aug 16th, 2022 · · 2 ·

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I kind of wanted to make light heated fun of the big dick HIE trope.


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Glad you enjoyed this silly tale.


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I love that meme.


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I think giving a pony some love may fix it.

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It was so weird...but in a good way

Huk

You have a growing penis problem. You find a most unusual solution.

... a rusty hatchet :pinkiecrazy:?

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Reminds me of a joke (but you won't want to eat kebab after that one).

Huk

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Hmm, I don't think I heard this one (or maybe I don't recall because I don't eat kebab :rainbowdetermined2:). Care to share? I'm... pretty sure Bendy won't mind it :trollestia: I hope

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I don't recall it exactly. Something about a guy whose dick kept growing, so he ended up as kebab meat supplier.

"Let's see you outclass me NOW, Shining Armor, Big Macintosh!" - the protagonist maybe idk I don't have a large penis

EDIT:

It almost seemed she was a pinball machine’s ball in the sky.

This sentence is pure "me trying to remember the name of the orange cat from Garfield" energy.

Yessss. Thank you, Bendy. This is wonderfully bizarre.

Your penis swelled larger again by a good few inches

Good inspiration for a "Grinch Who Stole Christmas" --> "and his cock grew three sizes" parody.

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