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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 17 )
Perfectly Insane
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This is easily the best description I've read. Maybe on the site.

This is very bendy, even by bendy standards.

11291566
And totally not gay.


11291603
I had not made one like this in a good while.


11291626
A great song. Thanks for the share.

Rainbow Dash calls you gay for refusing to suck her cock. Insulted, you suck her cock to prove you are not gay.

It sounds like you've fallen for her trap card...

Spicily controversial in all of its not-gayness; definitely bendy. :rainbowwild:

Jinxed #7 · Jul 5th, 2022 · · 2 ·

I will like it for your blatant use of no-no words that upset people will lesser constitutions.

Bendy #8 · Jul 5th, 2022 · · 1 ·

11291637
She certainly did.


11291638
It's very heterosexual.


11291657
It's a parody story. Anyone who takes it seriously is silly.

11291668
Oh naturally, but still some people do because they are very silly.

You were a god-fearing beer-drinking bacon-eating heterosexual Christian man.

Lies, lies and slander!

This was the best most enjoyable chronologically appropriate story of the month. The Bendiest of Bendiness.

Yeah, this totally not gay story totally isn't gay at all. If fact, it's the most heterosexual story I've ever read about a man sucking a mare's big blue dick.

11291738
Maybe it is heresy?


11291751
I had not done a futa one for a while.


11291821
Not gay at all. Very straight.

If Rainbow's cum tasted like skittles I'd be sucking one her all day... non-stoped... like a pacifier.

Yes! :rainbowlaugh:

You were a god-fearing beer-drinking bacon-eating heterosexual Christian man

Hallowed be thy name!
Give us this day our daily pony
And forgive us our degeneracy...

The logic is sound.

11291922
Tasting the rainbow would be tempting.


11291923
The sacramental wine seems a tag sweeter than normal.


11291968
Indeed. Very heterosexual. Not gay at all.

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