When you least expect it, love can catch up from behind you.

Note: Apologies for this, I've been sitting on it for quite a while and had to get it out of my system.
If you find flatulence jokes to be amusing, you will probably enjoy this story. If you do not find such jokes amusing, I respectfully suggest that you spare yourself the reading time, and also spare me your downvote.

This story is an entrant in Racc's Crackfic Storm!