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Amit


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I knew I followed you for a reason.

This shit had me in stitches, mate. Absolute stitches.

Keep it up.

I'm surprised how much this was in line with what I was expecting. Very funny, author.

:pinkiecrazy:
Best. Ending. Ever. Full stop. :rainbowwild:

That was the last clop topic I've expected - not something too innocent to be cloppified, rather something so fundamentally uncloppable... dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Queen_Chrysalis.png

Well that was... interesting.

That was good for a laugh, dood.

Cheers, dood.

Er. Um. Pinkie and Twilight are into roleplay, right? Because otherwise, this is a very dark story, and not a happy one. :twilightoops::twilightoops::twilightoops:

It took me about five minutes after reading it to stop laughing long enough to post a readable comment.

fucking great 5/5

This was honestly one of the worst written things I have ever read. Its not the grammar or the content that is bad, its the way you wrote it. I couldnt follow it at all, even after reading it 4 times.

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Had Pinkie in stitches by the end of it, too. Owie.

Aw dangit, now I'm getting hung up on exactly how the archival spell works. Presumably it only works for Official Legal Questions, and not for just any old question anypony asks her. But Pinkie wasn't really asking a legal question, just pretending to; is the spell fooled that easily? Or maybe Twilight gets to control it; but she didn't even know she had made it yet. Gah. :derpyderp2:

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Read it a fifth. Maybe you'll get lucky and gain a few IQ points. :derpytongue2:

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I dunno. Seems to me like she had a good time. :pinkiehappy: Not one for masochism, eh?

The ending makes it.

Could you please clarify Celestia's legalese speak at the end. I am not sure if it is simply the legal language used or if it is written with poor elaboration, but it comes off as incredibly vague.

From what I understand, twilight' "proclamations" were that:
1: If you get someone drunk and they want to fuck you, you should let them.
2: If they refuse you should whip them because they are a slut.
3: If they claim to not want punishment, they are lying and should be anally raped.
4: If they plead mercy they should be punished worse.
5: If they request leniency they should be refused.

Now Celestia:

First and foremost, I am afraid that I must deny your recent rulings on inebriated solicitation of authorities invalid.

Use of the words "deny" and "invalid" confuse this sentence, not quite creating a double negative, but rendering the sentence meaningless, nevertheless.
I assume she is saying that getting an official drunk does not give them the right to fuck you.

While I appreciate your attempts at tort reform, I do not consider 'sluts get what they deserve' an adequate clause to account for personal injury in cases of personal malfeasance.

I assume this to mean that considering someone to deserve a punishment based on perception of them as a slut does not give the actual right to cause them bodily harm.

Furthermore, it has been perfectly legal to bring yourself to climax without the permission of your partner for over three hundred years, and your opinion on the matter is extremely regressive. I must therefore also declare your amendment to the Marriage Charter to be invalid.

I have NO idea what this is referring to in the story. Or what this is referring to in general. Masturbation? The right to have an orgasm at will during sex? Not sure.

However, your pronouncements on consent are extremely applicable and will be formally approved at the nearest possible opportunity. I must thank you with providing an insight into and allowing Equestrian law to account for minorities that might otherwise escape the notice of mainstream legal thought.

Again, no idea what this is referring to. Is Celestia endorsing rape as long as no bodily harm is involved? Is this a Molestia reference?

Overall, I must say that you have greatly exceeded my expectations and that you have been exceptionally productive, especially for a trainee scholar; I might suggest, however, keeping in mind that you speak for me and not Nightmare Moon.

Amusing, but since it's so obtuse, it's hard to "get" the punchline beyond realizing it IS a punchline.

Also, was Twi a violent bitch to pinkie because that's the way they like it or because she was drunk?

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“The session,” she said, her voice booming in mock-solemnity, “has begun, and my word is Celestia's will. Ask me a question.”

Your answers to all inquiries commenced with the Pronouncement are now law, subject to further approval, and will be automatically noted down in the Canterlot Archives for easy reference.

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And I thought I overanalysed. It was just a stream of punchlines I thought up going 'oh man I'm running out of time'. It was particularly unfortunate that I was too apathetic to link them in my tipsy state.

First time drinking intoxicating amounts of alcohol, and I use it on a clopfic. :raritydespair:

That being said: Deny [...] invalid was a grammatical error tormenting me for the last few days I've been á la recherche pour internets perdu. That's been fixed.

I'd assume the former, certainly; you're free to think either.

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Oh, come on. Any system of belief whereby 'slave of God' isn't an insult is just so ripe for sexual parody that it might as well be the bloody military. :eeyup:

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I figure that everything after 'inebriated solicitation of authorities' refers to stuff we didn't see.

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Ah yes, overanalysis.

If it was simply drunken speed clop I can forgive the issues and such. Although I would recommend minor tweaking to the penetration scene to keep the spirit of pain and injury, but reduce the damage to not quite imply intestinal perforation, which would not just have been painful for Pinkie, but severely life threatening.

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Actually the day after, it seems much clearer.

While I appreciate your attempts at tort reform, I do not consider 'sluts get what they deserve' an adequate clause to account for personal injury in cases of personal malfeasance.

and

Furthermore, it has been perfectly legal to bring yourself to climax without the permission of your partner for over three hundred years, and your opinion on the matter is extremely regressive. I must therefore also declare your amendment to the Marriage Charter to be invalid.

Are just elaborations on the rulings Celestia is denying.
The first being that "slut" is not a justification for what Twi proclaimed as punishments. Of course that assumes a situation which is neither roleplay nor consensual.
The second being that"clit/cock tease" is not a valid justification for punishment or rape since it has been legal to masturbate without the permission of one's spouse for 300years.

However, your pronouncements on consent are extremely applicable and will be formally approved at the nearest possible opportunity. I must thank you with providing an insight into and allowing Equestrian law to account for minorities that might otherwise escape the notice of mainstream legal thought.

This is the one that make no sense since twilight made no "pronouncements" on consent, and it just seems to be Celestia referring to BDSM in general.

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I'd presume the final one happens after she blacks out.

I must admit that while most if it wasn't that great, the ending was pretty damn funny.

Eh... uh...
Fuck it, words fail me. Congrats.
:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:
6/5. Top that.

I might suggest, however, keeping in mind that you speak for me and not Nightmare Moon.

Hahahaha! Best line ever!

One thing, though. The term "Yasa ve Ahlaka." Couldn't find anything relating to it in English. What's it mean? :rainbowhuh:

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Given that this story was inspired by a Turkish writer, I thought it appropriate that the foreign-language title (I still have no idea why I do that with every story) should be in Turkish. It means law and morality and is taken from the sentence yasa ve ahlaka karşı olduğu iddia edilmiştir: It has been claimed to be against law and morality.

10/10 i fuckin lold:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
moustaches for you :moustache::moustache::moustache:

1175868 Ah, MegaTokyo... I still love that.

Oh, and the fic was awesome. :rainbowlaugh: Tell me, where do you get your drugs? :pinkiesmile:

LOL:rainbowlaugh:, That reminds me of a dream I had:pinkiecrazy:.

Good twist, but I'm not a fan of blood. I guess Twilight didn't think her application would go through, or not so soon? Celestia probably had her fast-tracked...


I must thank you with providing an insight into and allowing Equestrian law to account for minorities that might otherwise escape the notice of mainstream legal thought.

"for"

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