Nice Hamilton reference.

“Just remember this, Ms. Cheerilee.” Avon started, flipping the coin into the air before catching it. “Whores do it for money, sluts do it for fun.” He gave the mare a wink and closed the door, watching as she turned a bright red as the door clicked shut. Avon sat with his back against the door. He took a deep breath, held it for 10 seconds, then let it all go.

Hmmm, am I mixing this up with another story or not? Thought he couldn't curse in horseland.

Also damn, that is one thirsty mare

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It’s frowned upon but he can’t help it. I don’t think I’ve ever stated he couldn’t.

And just like that, I really don't like Cheerilee. How she qcted felt rather violating.

And Like that's all the thirsty mare will come knocking on his door.
I see Celestia and Luna bulldozing his door down in the future lol.

Alright, I’m stating it for the record: edging is the worst fetish. This is a hill I will die on.

Not the worst, buy definitively up there.

Poor Avon, he has no idea what his future reserves...

Lord, show me how to say no to this. I don’t know how to say no to this.

No, no, no! I’m about at my breaking point! God, how do people put up with this? Alright, I’m stating it for the record: edging is the worst fetish. This is a hill I will die on.

Never knew that was a fetish.

She’s an animal.

I beg to differ.

She may be shaped like one, I'll concede that - but that's about it.

My thinking is: if it can ask you, in no uncertain terms, to be railed into the bed... then she's no more an animal than you are. ;)

Yeah, okay. I see you touching base with the Harkness Test in the sequel. That basically invalidates the first part of my comment. Good on you, Sir.

“Whores do it for money, sluts do it for fun.”

How have I not come across it put this way for basically ever?!

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Don’t give me credit for that quote, I stole it from DWK

“Damn, that’s rough, buddy.” Avon said. He watched as Cheerilee poured herself another glass, downing the glass in one gulp. He, in turn, silently poured his wine out onto the floor behind the couch. He knew he was going to have to clean it later but the situation has gone dire and he needs to be of sober mind. “This relationship, was it a...romantic one?”

When did Avon get a burn scar on his face?

Kinda wanna cuddle now...

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God damn I miss DWK.

This story is gold, and the Hamilton reference had me going.

Wonderful!