“Oh, Spike!” She called out. “I’m respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your guardian by coming in any-“ She froze when she saw Avon in the room.

A person of culture!

So her cuddled Pinkie, cuddled Fluttershy's rear, and vomited rainbows. Nice.

hilarious thus far

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Yes, one of the good memories from my repressed childhood. Also great chapter.

Never expected to see a Pat and Paige reference on her, nice! Can't wait to read about more cuddles.

Belle when she was lacerating how to speak!

either Spike misspoke when telling the story, or ponies got a harsh schooling from Cheerilee XD

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I too got that reference! -old man noises-

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I loved that line so much because I have been the victim of such a thing SO many times.

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What? Nah, I don’t see what you’re talking about. /s

Also, funny that you mention Cheerilee...

Clean your room, bucko!

I find this both cute and hilarious.

Pinkie slyly nudged Twilight, before delivering a quick sneeze that shot her up in the air.

Watch out, she might have that corona.

Twilight wiped the residue from her coat, hoping she didn’t really catch anything.

Nvm, y’all both probably got it.
Also, she said the magic would discharge, does that me if they use magic on him by blasting him or trying to levitate him he could release it?

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By discharge, I meant bodily. My headcannon is that magic doesn’t work as intended on humans and makes them sick. So when magic is used on one, their body rejects its presence via expelling it out an orifice.

I bust out laughing at the end of this chapter. Just, "Avon no!"

Holy shit, nice drunk Paige reference.

Should they find a use for rainbow vomit?

I know nothing of getting drunk...

I see.
In my opinion that "mature cider" is hardly stronger than beer, therefore, it will not be a problem to drink 4-5 liters of this compote. The only problem I see is the lack of a toilet in the barn.

“I thought so. Aight imma head out.”

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