I’ll buy one of each princess.

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Ha! Yeah, me too, TBH.

Yeah, I'm suprised Cadance isnt more popular. And Luna should be a bestseller.

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Hahahaha yup!

Oh.

I recognise this.

Edit: Legendary cover image.

9979266
Yeah the art inspired the fic.

"Do you know how many I've sold of the other three princesses combined? None. Zero. Not even one."

How could she forget to include the last princess? I bet a McFlurrygurumi would have sold like ice cream shakes.

Rarity blushed. "I cannot break a customer's trust by either confirming or denying."

She just did

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That's more like affirmation by omission. Basically it's a way to say yes without breaking patient client confidentiality.

9979499
Yeah that was my intent.

9979499
I guess I'm a bit more into consequentialism style then

9979381
Oh god no. That's a whole barrel of rotten fish ponys need to stay out of. Its bloody creepy!

Now Chrysslis on the other hand...

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Yeah, Rarity would not be chill with that. I mean, she knows they're sex toys.

This is *exactly* the correct amount of dumb to remain funny throughout. Good jorb.

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(Bows)

I wanted to make it longer – Fluttershy, Trixie, Flitter&Cloudchaser – but decided it was already on the edge of too long.

THIS IS AMUSING

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Thanks!

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NO, THANK YOU RANDOM CITIZEN

Personally I’d demand a cut.

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Totally. The Luna model should be free, at least!

9979926
Hahahah, I was going to have Pinkie say that but cut it for pacing.

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Yeah, Rarity is smart that way.

Twilight sighed. "Does literally everypony have one of these?"

Be honest: Can you blame them?

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Nope. Not even a tiny bit.

I never expected this ending.

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Thanks!

Hmm, if Twilight put on a Twigurumi, would the universe explode?

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Well, all of Equestria's genitals would explode.

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Close enough.

9982814
Wait... Equestria has genitals? How would that even work for a country/landmass?

Took a while, but I read it. HAH

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Thanks!

This was positively epic. stupidly hilarious with an awesome ending I did not see coming. this is erotic comedy gold, my friend. thanks for sharing it with us!

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Thank you!

thank you for making this Comedy gold

Now this is truly a work of art. I teared up laughing at this masterpiece.

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They're right next to shithole countries, I guess?

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Fair nuff

Perfection.

This was adorable! Just as a twi-onsie is. I'm definitely adding this to my YouTube reader recommendations. I can see scribbler or thornquill doing this XD

Despite things ending on a good note. It would no doubt be awkward as hell for Twilight, now that she knows that everyone in ponyville is basically using her as a sex object.

How can she look at anypony with a straight face. Knowing they all have the hots for her like that?

The future: successfully predicted.

drive.google.com/uc?id=14mVzVkjsInpMjt6yUntKtihi-lZGFyHd

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LMAOOOOooooooo