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AtomicClop


Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

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"Pipps streams lewd" seems to be an emergent genre. Here's my contribution.

Uh-oh :derpyderp1:

You lot better be sitting when you read this. Ya’ll ain’t ready!

"You are a strap-on..." Pipp squinted at Izzy's horn and tapped her own chin. "That's a good pay-per-view idea... maybe we do Izzy instead of a concert for the next Queen's Birthday."

Zipp said, "Mom'll be winghurt if you don't invite her."

Well, they can always ask her to join. It's not like Haven didn't consider it already, iirc.
Also, Sunny always gets the short end of the stick in this verse.

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Heh, thanks!


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Hopefully my take is different enough.

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It is. I just didn't think this would take off.

Pre-read by Samey? Oh, so it must be good!

Pipp's expression in the picture matches Atomic's as he uploaded this.

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Yeah, but it fits the character's personality to a "T" and is a missing Niche that lots of people are interested in. Or maybe fits Pipp's personality to a "M".

Interesting story. lol.

Each dick lolli was small compared to the hitching post but still large enough to make a dentist, a nutritionist, and an endocrinologist share a bottle of tequila in despair.

Pinkie Pie looked on with approval from whichever afterlife was stuck with her this week.

When it arrives, just float the sealed packaging in a pot of warm water for twenty minutes, it'll be just! Like! Me!

Now I'm kind of sad you didn't include "sous vide" in the kinks list, just to make people wonder about the context.

I expected Sunny's earth pony core muscles to break the candy in two. What I got... I have questions about what all that cake might have done to Celestia.

"Bylaws and bisexuals!" he said.

Well, somepony has Sassy Saddles lurking in his family tree.

Enjoyably absurd, and an interesting way to fit in your "gentials aflame" quota. There's even some great SFW tidbits, like "heirmail." Nice work all around.

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Now I'm kind of sad you didn't include "sous vide" in the kinks list, just to make people wonder about the context.

Okay that's brilliant. Adding it now.

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Well, I wrote one of the first such fics, if not the first :twilightblush: It was probably too fetish-y for general fimfic audiences, but it seems it inspired better authors.

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I expected Sunny's earth pony core muscles to break the candy in two. What I got... I have questions about what all that cake might have done to Celestia.

Luna gave Celestia a five pound bag of Mareibo gummy bears for her birthday once.

Everypony in Canterlot just assumed the resulting fireworks were to celebrate her birthday.

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Oh, good, so I can blame you for the streaming-related horrors I've thought of!

Well, that was... Interesting! :rainbowlaugh:

"What do you do with the money?" Izzy asked. "Orphans? Science? Animal shelters?"

"I fill bathtubs with it and masturbate onto it. Then I give it to orphans, science, and animal shelters."

When you're a stupid rich bastard but also a philanthropist. :raritywink:

Pipp and Zipp laughed. Pipp said, "You fucked us and our mom on livestream a month ago."

"You drugged me."

"We could drug you now," Zipp offered.

Looks like Hitchabuse is a common trope in G5 clopfics. Hopefully getting all the mares makes up for it. :rainbowderp:

A drop of Hitch's seed fell onto the floor and a daisy instantly sprouted and bloomed.

Not only virile, but fertile too. :rainbowlaugh:

What a twist, though. Looks like Hitch has met his match. :pinkiegasp: Can't wait for the sequel!

They're gonna need some sugar-free for Sunny.

And antibiotics for the rest of them.

(Huh... Wonder if this particularly mercenary Pipp sells bread baked from....)

Belle Delphine never left, she just went back to her family in Equestria

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Looks like Hitchabuse is a common trope in G5 clopfics. Hopefully getting all the mares makes up for it. :rainbowderp:

A reference to my "Queen's Gambit," where they all (mane 5+haven)had food laced with horny potion.

This is ubsurd AND funny at the same time. Earth pony cum can make plants grow Instantly.

Pipp flapped into a hover, nose inches from the phone. "Pick the one that looks the most like your cock and place a bid in chat, then I turn it into a lollipipp, just... for... you! Starting bids are two hundred bits. Delivered by Royal courier within the hour, they might even still be warm."

Zipp raised a hoof. "Here we are, MommysBuddingTrifolium bids three hundred for number six."

"Oh," Zipp said. "This is interesting. Seven hundred bit bid on number three from MarryMePipp#337."

"Seven hundred?!" Pipp's face brightened. "That's a new record!"

"But," Zipp said with a wicked grin, "MarryMePipp#337 wants an Izzypop."

iPaySunnyAlicornimony >Sunny Pop. Number one. Seven hundred fifty bits.

Sunny grinned at the camera, her face betraying delight that she held the highest bid so far.

EarthPonyFever5252 (she/her/hers) >I want a Hitch pop. *one thousand bits*

The room fell silent at the huge offer.

This entire thing has this clip's energy.

MILFdestroyer0123 >Does ur mom use the old lady estrogen gel in her vag if so 900 bits
QueenHaven [moderator] >!ban @MILFdestroyer0123

"Just a friendly reminder," Zipp said, "that mom watches all of Pipp's performances."

QueenHaven [moderator] >We watch and We are not amused. And Our bids start at two thousand.

Queen Haven has standards!

"iPaySunnyAlicornimony" is a clever username!:twilightsmile:
I'm gonna use that somewhere.:trollestia:

I'm guessing that it's either Misty or Opaline.:duck:

Zipp raised a hoof. "Here we are, MommysBuddingTrifolium bids three hundred for number six."

Pipp squealed in delight. "Awesome!" She turned her rump to the phone and raised her tail.

Izzy levitated up lollipop number six—coral red—

Man!:twilightoops:
Sprout Cloverleaf went from war mongering xenophobic racist, to buying edible fetish material that was inside the vagina of pegasus royalty!:twilightoops::rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh:

Quick Question, I did not get the ending...so that customer send an clone of himself and ask all of them to fuck it?

The story itself is still 10/10 though!

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He sent a clone of his bone and they want him to come in person.

Glad you enjoyed!

this was so fun and hilarious to read, I just hope pipp was smart enough to age restrict the audience before filming

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