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TittySparkles
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
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That's why I don't use nylon ones
Hahaha!
Also serious respect to the poor emergency services who have to deal with stuff like this in real life and *not* tell everyone all about it (without redacting names first).
Rule #1: Always check your emergency supplies BEFORE you might need them.
Rule #2: Nylon is the devil.
Poor Mac. So distracted he never thought to try working it over his hips while filling up the bell a bit more.
I've heard quite a few stories like this from friends that work in emergency services and hospitals. You have to feel sorry for these folks; they're just trying something new to pleasure their partner or spice things up and it turns into an embarrassing situation. But it's still funny, especially at how they try to explain it!
Oh, my that was deliciously funny and touching all at once! It's good to have friends that are so understanding.
That will be a story that gets told again for moons to come, no pun intended.
Daww they're all adorable
TittySparkles... you still got it!
A story that gets the engine revving AND amuses in a normal way, as well. Bravo.
You are still one of my favorite authors on FimFiction.
I have not red this yet but it'll be a good time đ
WAIT! Why isn't the title "Bonds of Mare-trimony?"
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Because we can't have nice things.
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This is a lie. You're back, after all!
Mightâve been an Orgies and Oubliettes night, then.
So they're stuck knotted?
Curse you Pinkie Sense!
Which couple be next to get knotted nut up?
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Oh god, I don't even wanna know what the 90s version of the game would look like
And being placed on the sex offender registry!
Hey hey hey! It's not a blanket; it's a poncho!
Should've went for a bigger blanket from Big Mac's room
(INTERNAL SCREAMING INTENSIFIES)
No, we're going to a cinquinera dressed as a bandits with a poncho!
SHE KKNNNNNOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS!!!!!
I told you to get a bigger blanket!!
If he was an exhibitionist, he wouldn't be wearing this blanket and trotting like a timid schoolgirl with PGAD (persistent genital arousal disorder)
No orgies in rented apartment rooms or houses!!
Quick, we need to cover our tracks (covers trail with red paint)
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IGXYzNm29bQ/hqdefault.jpg
Guys, can we PLEASE not let this argument turn into another angry sex session??!!
You BETTER not have any STIs and/or STDs lingering in your system prior to your SMS foreplay!!
Good! Now let's all agree to NEVER ever speak of this incident to any pony and anytime, EVER again!
Lyra, get the flex tape!!
10016627 Because Flex Tape fixes everything!
Great, now I want to see a story where Lyra & Bon-Bon do invite Big Mac & Sugar Belle to their bedroom.
Loved this whole thing! Fantastic dialogue, sexy scenario and I just loved the snarky humor.
This was a delightful little story, don't know how I missed it before! Loved it!
I'm reminded of another clopfic about the employees of an emergency rescue service for BDSM stuff. I don't think they have a branch in Ponyville though. Would've been worth the bits though. Provided they were able to sneak past AJ and Rainbow to get to the unfortunate couple.
Good God!! I'll need to finish this properly but hell I want a prequel!
I believe the line is "the risk was calculated, but man am I bad at math"