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They should have waited, why didn't they wait? Mann Vs. Machine was just coming out the next day, but nooo, they wanted to make an early copy. Ever since the link between Earth and Equis was established, humans and ponies have gotten along, with minor hitches of course. And so, with the introduction of the internet, the bookish Twilight Sparkle took up video games, especially Steam. And she persuaded her best friends to play as well. In major anticipation and anxiety from the wait for MVM, the ponies decide to help out some human hackers in an attempt to get the update early, allowing all of Steam to play it. But they didn't know what they were about to unleash....the horror and pain it would bring to the world. May Celestia have mercy on their souls.

I made this solely out of a small idea of how there are six players in the MVM update and thought, "Hey, how about the Mane 6 play it?" And so, this came. And may God and Celestia have mercy on my soul should this come true. And the story name being about the same as mine is purely coincidental, not from self-promotion....maybe.

A crossover of TF2 and the Steam application.

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I loved this. :rainbowkiss:
So hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:
Even though I'm pretty much a noob at TF2, I still love playing it. :pinkiehappy:

I fucking knew this would happen. Le sigh of le despair; le crushed spirits for le tomorow's le update.

I saw a screencap of this sotry from /v/ on /mlp/, except it didn't have ponies.

Did you steal a story from 4chan? Whatever, it was an enjoyable read anyway.

I literally. LITERALLY just got writing on the same crossover, mine being titled "Marre Vs Machine."

Excuse me for a moment,

Dear lord...
If that was how the final boss of Mann vs. Machine turned out...
And THAT would be the reward, for teaming up as an entire game community, cross-server, in defeating the hardest boss ever, a "you die once, you die forever" game...
The greatest thing... ever.

I want it now.

In honesty, I saw that as well and got influenced by it, but it's not the story itself. That was way too short, it was just a few fragments actually.

Hooray for Darrtaa and tony1685.

Best TF2 crossover ever? Yes. :ajsmug::coolphoto::derpytongue2::pinkiehappy::rainbowkiss::raritystarry::twilightsmile::scootangel::trollestia:

You know, that's actually pretty funny! A maximum of six players on a MannVsMachine map fits perfectly with the Mane 6!


At first, I was like "Twilight's using the Machina?! :facehoof: Stock is best rifle!" But then there was that awesome "With All Your Powers Combined" scene, so all is forgiven.

Great story!

I expected this to happen and now it's here.
And my reaction to this happening and the update of Mann Vs Machine

That was just... I don't know what to say. Inspiring? Amazing? Breathtaking? Awkward? What-the-hell inducing? Meh, at least I laughed my ass off reading this. :scootangel:

*Sigh* It's the day of the update but it still hasn't been updated... Oh well, I have Fanfiction to read :pinkiesmile:

"a vikking and his walrus" fuck yes a refrence to robaz

“Sorry about that, Darrtaa, girls, you know? Oh, you don’t.......me neither...”

Oh, really now? :unsuresweetie:

1091587 wuts wroung with machina its not that bad

Since i'm not willing to pay five dollars to play a new thing in TF2/wait 20 minutes to play a new thing in tf2, i'm going to read this instead!

I would smash Twilight at the gamez!

Me and Ragemoar are actually waiting here as I write. We've been waiting for 40 minutes now....damn it.

1097928 I tell you, 'least it's not like how Gears of War 2 used to be, you could wait 2 hours before you found a ranked match-up and the host might still have shit connection, but it was worth it for me.

That's why I started to play social, but then Gears 3 came out.

Fuaaaarrrrrk, Twilight will never have to play Call of Duty, a nightmare that consumes certain times of my life.
Celestia gun be mad.

Optional ending.... I liked it more then the original. Eeyup, no way into an early MvM or Half Life 3.... why is everyone so hyped about Half Life anyway? I mean I played them half lifes... stories good enough, but i'm not much for running around and shooting everything. Is it Gordon's voice?

You know what do humans get out of giving te ponys our tech? Magic.

We are TERRIBLE influences on the ponies (Sometimes). Now, TO TF2! AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Needs more Gaben.

While reading the Gabe Newell part, the only thing I could think of was. This

I like this story. But you you need to make Fluttershy be the Pyro. :flutterrage:
And Pinkie Pie be the medic. :pinkiehappy:

I have no idea why but this inspired me to make a pony addicted to amiibo fic partially inspired by the random encounters song amiibo the musical
don't ask why cuz I have no idea

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