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Grey Vicar


Just someone looking to entertain and learn. And write about pones. Mostly that last part.

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We stormed Area 51 looking to clap dem aliens' cheeks. I never could have expected what we found.

...because of course 300 000 people would be enough to storm a highly defended military base, and of course the portal to Equestria would be inside (whoops spoilers (like this was really a spoiler in the first place and not the logical conclusion to a story featuring humans needing an excuse to go to Equestria.)).

You saw the cover art, you saw the short description. You know what to expect.

Cover art by the astounding Axxuy.

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Comments ( 22 )

What a masterpiece. I'm crying.

9744715
I haven't even read it yet, yet I feel the same way.

I weep.

So... anyone else feel like Naruto-running into Area 51?
Just me?
okay...
i.redd.it/u6ujyppyl4mz.jpg

We've done it, everyone. This is the pinnacle of writing right here. Everything that can be said about fanfiction has just been said.

Comment posted by The_city_Oslo deleted Jul 22nd, 2019

Cool picture.πŸ˜„

9744786
How about a kyle mad max style?

Sweet baby Jesus Christ....
This is a goddamn legendary masterpiece of literature!!!
May it forever be stored in the hall of memes and our hearts.πŸ‘Œ

This story makes me anxious of my crush.

9744715
It's gonna be right next to the Mona Lisa next week don't worry.

9745064
Thanks fam, but it's not as legendary as your profile pic πŸ‘Œ

9745038

How about a kyle mad max style?

Imagine their escape to be like from a Mad Max chase scene. :rainbowlaugh:
pics.me.me/me-and-the-new-homie-after-leaving-area-51-and-60316809.png
*"Brothers in Arms" music -intensifies*

9744786
You're not alone if I had 100% undeniable proof the portal was there and I could 100% no doubt get to it I would definitely go

β€œI need…” xXxPussySlayer69xXx took a long, deep breath. β€œI need about treefiddy.”

It was at that moment I noticed xXxPussySlayer69xXx was 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era.

This is an actual masterpiece.

We have truly reached the pinnacle of human achievement.

9747560
I agree with you

This is the worst story I have ever read here. Take your upvote.

9747479
You're an actual masterpiece :ajsmug:

9748682
Awww, thank you so much :twilightblush:

This... was breathtaking

How can something be such a disgusting shitpost yet catch my attention in such a way that I yearn for more?

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