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Jacob Sanders was able to escape his forced conversion with the help of his resistance leader friend, Hudd. Their group is now on the run and a primary target to the ponies. In the 12 years they've been on Earth, the genocidal ponies have converted most of the human population. With hardly any humans left, what chance do they have against the forced conversion?

(Sequel to TCB: New Tactics. ) ***Contains Language and Xenolestia***

Chapters (13)
Comments ( 164 )

AN : Yes this is mostly the same prologue as the other. I added the major events of the last story, just to get people caught up. I already have most of the first real chapter written up and will try to publish it soon. But with school starting tomorrow (Aug 13) It might take a little longer than expected. I know this is kinda disappointing to people looking forward to the sequel, but I promise I will get it up as soon as I can. I still urge people to check out the other story first. Things will make a lot more sense.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36609/The-Conversion-Bureau%3A-New-Tactics

Oh and the pic is supposed to be Hudd and his group running through the night after escaping the bureau. It has that thing in the center and it fucking sucks I know. Ill try to find a better image and upload that because the one i'm using is just kinda embarrassing to me, but i'm not paying for a picture to use on a fanfic. Oh and if you favorite, please give it a thumbs up as well. It makes me feel good.

they should recruit slender man and bigfoot

Humans! HELL YEAH! This series kicks ass. Especially since I'm a human supremacist myself:rainbowlaugh:

hlf for the win

Ok so im done the first chapter. Ill edit it and publish it after school tomorrow. Oh and 17-0? Killstreak!

Ooooohhhh Shit. Celestia's gonna be pissed.

Holy snapping turtle on a stick...

*take a chair*

Dis gun be gud.

So far so good :D. No wait. So far so great, yah there we go.

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well looks like cellys
*puts on sunnys*
a little burnt up
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

:rainbowdetermined2:

Yipee ki-yay, Celestia. :rainbowdetermined2:

Make moar or else I shall rain a thousand emoticons onto your profile page:flutterrage:

1088152 :ajbemused::ajsleepy::ajsmug::applecry::applejackconfused::applejackunsure::coolphoto::derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpytongue2::fluttercry::flutterrage::fluttershbad::fluttershyouch::fluttershysad::heart::pinkiecrazy::pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy::pinkiesad2: THEY ONLY ALLOW TWENTY PER POST!!!! WHY?!?!?!????!?!?!?! :RAGE: CAN'T EVEN USE THAT EMOTICON. RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

"This story begins 12 seconds after he runs out of the Bureau."

Dude, I think that is the most interesting, unique, and exciting ending to a prologue for a sequel. A Moustache for you :moustache: I enjoyed reading the first one and, while it was short, I defintively like the world your building here. Now I can't wait to read the next chapter, and am already looking forwards to more updates of this fic.

I can't wait to see what happens next, Celestia is no doubt pissed off as hell (likely because, the only reason I can think of being, that the bomb bit actually HURT Luna.)

This makes me think...I can theoretically see Celestia and Luna constantly having a sort of force field around them to deflect any sorts of projectiles that may come flying at them. To explain how that bomb bit worked against Luna, it wasn't a bullet, and perhaps the force field is projectile specific. I also now have to wonder if even a low-yield nuke would be able to take either one of them out (if nothing else, it would take out the ponies, which is my general game plan/theme in a "The ponies are going to win" sort of situation. Take as many of the ponies out as possible and wreck the planet for them.)

Ooooooohhh... this is good. :pinkiehappy:

1167920 Well, he might just take it as he see's it, which in this case is, a pony handing off serum to a human. But yeah, Lefty is an idiot.

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No, its a pony handing a white sheet of paper over to a human, not to metion "Hudd will like this" (paraquoted). If nothing else, he should either be assuming that something very interesting is going on, and Hudd will have some explaining to do, or that Hudd is also a traitor, in which case he should be even more angry.

1168289 ...Lefty > Logic. This is his brain. But yes, you are correct. Although, you would have to take into account how long he's been fighting against the ponies, so he would take anyone who i talking or being around a pony a traitor. But yes, you are correct.

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I would say it's a combination of likely highly xenophobic racism, plus racial patriotism (as in the human race :derpytongue2:), plus a long time fighting the ponies that could lead to that conclusion. now, if he was leading an entire legion of ponies armed with dart guns/conversion weapons, it'd make more sense.

I have to wonder what Twilight will actually think about the story jake wrote. Its certainly not what I would have written, which would have been an essay explaining what I define humanity to be and why its so important that I defend it. I can't honestly see Twilight taking much of anything major from his story as it was, unless I really really missed something along the way. Mostly, I just see it as reinforcing whatever views Twilight holds about humanity. I probably would have written down a list of books for Twilight to look for and read. (books written by humanitys brightest, as well as a few describing the Nazi's and WW2, with the hope she'd get the message I was painting.)

1226182 ....One word... Or actually, acronym. LOL.

1226187 I mean i like the story and the first one, but lefty assuming the worst after all they've been through is just stupid but... We'll see. :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

1226255 I still keep my statement, of "LOL"

What the hell man? Wheres that Chapter 3?!?!?!:rainbowhuh: :flutterrage::twilightangry2::pinkiecrazy:

that pony is clearly the 'informent' lefty is a jackass

So far...Awesome. I can't wait for the next chapter to come out. your stories are always great :D. Keep up the good work and message me if you need anything... besides money, I'm flat broke at the moment owning nothing more than the clothes I wear, but anything else :D.

Well, It was nice knowing you Mint.
*runs away*

Let me quess. Applebloom and Scootalo where the spies?

Hmmmmmm, what up Twi?

Annnnnnd... here we go. :twilightoops:

Hmmm...Twilight not wanting to watch...doesn't really make much sense to me, in this context. After all, she seems rather fine and okay with the idea of humans being converted, heck she even invented the paralysis darts. So why would she be upset with what Celestia did here? Also, I sense Applebloom and Scootaloo...though its interesting that they were humans. I have to wonder if AJ or RD knew about that, seems risky to be putting them in such a situation. (not to mention that I'd suspect they'd be very likely to break their cover)

Also, I'll be honest and say that the humans leaving their weapons behind was a major case of being handed the stupid ball. I don't care if they felt they were safe, when you've been fighting for survival for that long you should keep your weapons with you at all times, in case the unexpected ever happens.

As a start? Oh my, things are not going to go well for Mint. :fluttershysad:

... I would like to believe they wouldn't kill a person, without letting him explain his situation. Also, Hudd, you're a jackass. You left one of your men hanging just to save your petty little plan. I sure hope that this story clears up in the next chapter... because everything is so very muddled... so very, very muddled.

1349640 Yeah I'd have to agree with you there, but I guess that's what happens when you write story without having a set idea of where you want to take it. :/ :derpyderp2:

I think I may slow things down in the next few chapters just to have things explained better.

1353284 >.< Author reply!

*Squee*

Well, anyways, It'd be nice for everything to be out in the open and explained, rather than jumping the gun. So far, this story/sequel is very enjoyable! I can't wait to see what's gonna happen, especially since you left off with a cliffhanger...

"I couldn't believe that they actually got him, now we were -1 again."

Goddamn it. This story is making me have a boiling hate for Celestia :twilightangry2:
Must rectify this! *goes to read fun stuff about Celestia*
As always, good chapter, little short, but a very good filler for the conversion process. :twilightsmile:
I shall await your next chapter good sir. :moustache:

It was a bit strange how it began with regular characters, then went to italics :twilightangry2:

Also it was short, but I guess that means another chapter is approaching, right? :applejackunsure:

... You make my rage boil, somehow.

OH NO its trollestia she is in the conversion bureau universe :trollestia:

Bloody Hell! :pinkiegasp:
This is bloody brilliant! Short but Brilliant! :pinkiecrazy:

Oh, man. :twilightoops: I hope Twilight rebels at some point.

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Im wanting that too, it would be glorious

1509122 Or she dies. Along with Celestia, that is. They're both being truly ridiculous, and not even scientific anymore, they're just being torturers.

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