25 bits XD
that's like... 49 schmeckles!

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It's like 25 dollars, if we're keeping to the meta nature of this story.

Well it's actually like 70 if you write two stories and one's princest so that's a bit more worth it.

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$65 to be exact. I am now awaiting payment by our glorious benefactor.

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It's actually 70, 25+25+20.

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Holy buck, you're right! I totally messed up the math, and $5 is a lot of money too!

I'ma be rollin' in the porno-dough! The clop-gravy-train keep chuggin' along!

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If we really wanted to maximise profits we should have made a bunch of alts and written princest on each one. Though that's kind of immoral, I guess. Still, hey, 5 more dollars than you thought! That's enough for 2 whole copies of D'Lirium. If for some reason someone wanted to buy two copies of D'Lirium.

25 bits!? that'll buy you a McDonalds dinner plus desert!

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I wouldn't do something like that... I mean, aside from the ethical issues, that would require setting up multiple PayPals, and writing more than 2 fanfics (that's a lot of extra writing).
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It'll buy you more than that...

Honestly, I'm gonna spend it on drugs. :V

Okay, this was pretty funny!

alright, this was hilarious :D
I would have liked it way much without applebloom nearly vomiting... but still a very good story :)

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Thanks! Incest isn't really my thing, so I tried to make it fun for myself by making it silly. I also considered making a second version without Applebloom's antics, but never got around to it...

Explanations from Scootaloo? XD

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Reference to the Mentally Advanced dubs, where Scootaloo is obsessed with sex.

This has the same vibe as I'm not gay, but $20 is $20