• Member Since 27th Jan, 2015
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Almighty Mudkip


Well, there's not much to say about me. I'm an Otaku-Brony hybrid, a smudge crazy, and I like gushers fruit snacks. Anyway, I mostly write human fics and I hope to make friends as I venture on.

Comments ( 69 )

I was going to give this a thumbs up but fuck A1 sauce.

A bit overdone with the savagery, but overall a good depiction of how herbivores might react to meat and meat eaters... Though most stories depict species like griffins to be meat-eaters as well, though that's not definitive, and Twi probably should've been more analytical and studious about the behavior, but that might just be me.

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I mean, she tried to be. The presence of fear may have made her a bit more irrational.

As you exited, a certain purple dragon couldn’t help but overhear. “Wow, I had no idea humans could... Swing that way.” He held his chin in thought. “I guess that’s why he doesn’t have a marefriend. Who would’ve thought?”

*deep breath* WRONG MEAT, SPIKE!

Why that kinky, lying, mare.

>can smell a fucking plate of shrimp
>can't even tell me what kind of meat is used for the gravy on the Sirloin
Smh tbh fam, immersion ruined, and now I'm hungry.
I wouldve questioned why there wasnt any horseradish, but its a bit of a silly question to ask in that scenario, and considering their reactions, if it was present they'd have to probably aerate the entire castle

In the description:

Does it preform tricks in the hopes of being rewarded?

perform

You’re nose almost touches hers,

Your

and sleeping into your palms

seeping

“Pay then no mind

them

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Well... about that herbivore thing...

I like this far more then I probably should...

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It seems that horses are not that herbivore... they supplement quite easily ^^;;
It's just that grass is a lot easier to catch. ;p
Ok, being serious...
Horses CAN eat meat... in small quantity it's not going to cause issues... Little Ponies [the ones that live in Equestria] on the other hand already have digestive system differences toward earth horse as they CAN vomit and eat apples in quantity that would kill an horse...
So... it's up in the air ^^;;;

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They eat so much sugar that their apple consumption would be a lesser concern. Even new grass after a drought can cause issues for horses. Also, how many apples would that be? Apples and carrots are considered harmless for horses.

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From what I've found around something like a barrel of apples would be a problem...

It was a very entertaining read, though I do worry about Anon having intestinal problems after consuming so much meat after such a long absence. Actually what has Anon been eating to substitute protein? Tofu? Soy beans? (Wait, has it ever been mentioned MLP even having them?)

Best of luck, stay healthy, and update soon!

-Sky66

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Equestrian ponies are more omnivores than complete herbivores if you want my opinion. They just show so much more towards a omnivorous diet than one that a herbivore would. Heck look at their teeth sometimes or in what they eat (what its modeled after). I feel in the show they just kept their food choice like that to suit what type of animal they are mimicking. Makes sense.

If you're going to continue this, you should make Anon bulk up because he has a new viable source of protein.

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no, i know that about horses, i mean why did the owner give the horse a chick, i mean, he obviosuly knew that the horse would eat it.

Very nice story! Looking forward to a sequel if you choose to make one. :twilightsmile:

That was a fun lil ride, can't wait for a sequel.

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Hmm I think that the chick just got there and the horse started following it.

I wanna go to Fogo de Chao now. :( nearest one is 3 hr drive though.

One question. Why is Flutterbutter scared in this story?

are you working on a sequel? ^^ I’d like to read it.

You've slipped the second person narrative into third person in two different places. You've also kind of weaved between Anon's PoV and a much more omnipotent narrator, showing knowledge of Twilight's intent at one point.

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When it comes to the well being of animals, or her friends.

Well…

This went all over the place. Very randomly.


“Okay, okay... For the record though, horse meat isn’t commonly eaten on my planet.” Yeah, unless you were one of those few people that enjoyed Tesco-Burgers... Or a glue eater.

Hehe, he… he.

I've… eatenhorsemeatbefore.

Several times, in fact.

While I can't really say how it compares to other meat, it's as delicious as any meat.

I live in Japan.

At least they're not sapient.

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Heh, you've just insulted half of me.

Still, horse meat isn't the oddest thing I've seen; I've seen weirder things.

… things like a whole roasted dog. :twilightoops:

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That... well that's not just the Japanese, that's the Chinese too.
fukkin' Chinese

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Oh, if you’re referring to the roasted dog, that wasn’t in Japan. No roasted dogs here.

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Figured not, always heard that was the Chinese and a few others.
fukkin' Chinese

Is it weird if I wanted anon to go full beast and eat rarity and attack other ponies

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I had that in mind... But, I didn’t think people would like reading highly-detailed gore

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Maaaaaaaaaaybe next time...:raritydespair::trixieshiftright:

<oliver twist voice> Please sir, I want some more. 🙁

Comment posted by MadCelly deleted Feb 27th, 2019

This was suprisingly satisfying to read. Not sure what I was expecting going in, but I sure got it.

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