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‘this fucking guy is more lazy than Sans, he could use a bit more back bone if you know what I mean’

Heh, Nice.

needs more clop

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Agreed :moustache:

Im building up to it tho :pinkiehappy:

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any idea when the next chapter will happen?

I had no desire for bloodshed or the dumping of all that delicious tea.

dimensions of the zed axis

Loves tea, pronounces z correctly. He is British!!!! Truly this character could not be better!!!:pinkiehappy:

humanity was likely to kill itself off in the next hundred to two hundred years in a nuclear winter and we didn't have Vault Tech to save the figurative day.

Wait, if this guy was 82 when he 'died', and he found mlp in his teens, that means it's probably the 2080s. Does... does Elon Musk not exist in his world:fluttershysad:, is there no martian colony, or even a lunar one. Does NASA really do nothing of this type for decades. Truly, this version of earth is a bleak one.:raritycry:

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Yes! He is british :pinkiehappy: he just doesnt remember it, lol its why he found it so humorous to start the American revolution in equestria

Yep, no space age, politicians were to stuck up their own butts and Elon Musk had only really just got a few humans onto asteroids to start mining. It was just to slow in his lifetime

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Probably within a week or two, im also working on my other story which requires remembering numbers and stats

“I have a very defined set of skills, skills that will make you happy, skills that will make you the best welcome to ponyville cake in the world!! I will find you and I will party with you!!” She said marching into the boutique as her eyes scanned the room looking for the new pony.

:rainbowhuh:Is that a Taken reference? :rainbowderp: Awesome!:rainbowkiss:

Edit: Of course the moment I read down a few more lines......:facehoof:

a desire to be rotted

I think you meant a desire to be rutted

Nice chapter, I'm glad to find this one since it's my kind of story. I believe the sisters are here because of Warm Smile dreams.

So, future possibilities:
Warm smile and pinkie get together.
Warm and the CMC get together.
Combination of the above.
Warm and some/all of the mane 6 get together.
Everyone gets together and has a massive orgy. Best option

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:rainbowlaugh: I havent figured out what I want yet :rainbowlaugh:

I'll take suggestions tho :raritywink:

I liked the chapter, it was nice to see the reaction of the teachers too. Would like to learn more about this Nexusverse.

Any story is great if Pinkie is not treated as an obnoxious crazy mare. :pinkiehappy:

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its long and a little confusing :twilightsheepish: I should probably make a google doc for it.

Long story short its sort of my own take on the multiverse and how it works :pinkiesmile: :moustache:
its why Luna and Celestia keep calling Discord a Lord of Chaos because there are a lot of them :trollestia:

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Yeah I guess it must be a mess haha. When you're done with the doc, I would like to read it. :twilightsmile:

“Yeah!! BELIEVE IT!!

:ajbemused:
Seriously one of the worst translated animes to suffer from westernization and you had to use the prime example of it.

OMNI:Take your place on the top shelf you magnificent bastard...

And so... Sweetie make a teacher smoke...

I found the story and loved it, it's very good, and the time with Pinkie was very great

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Chaotic Good all the way baby, just crazy enough to drive a pony to the bottle and a pack of cigs:scootangel: :rainbowlaugh:

Did some of the formatting get messed up in here?

ostrikated

ostracised

‘Wait wait, what do you mean i'm going to be soul fused!?’ I cried out to them as I moved nearly seventy feet into the air by the time I finished that sentence.

Death sighed deeply and didn't even bother answering, because exposition spoils surprises, is tedious, and is entirely unnecessary since I was just about to experience exactly what he meant in a few seconds. Damn, is my author a good writer.

I tried to struggle in their palm, not so sure I wanted this anymore.

:derpytongue2:

“You girls could of died in there!!

Could have.

kerchunk[/i-ed]

Screwed up italics.

I was put into the fillies body via shock of some cybertron like room
I remember something about putting on makeup and a dress when I was really little.
I think she might have some form of amnesia,
I'm going to stay here for the rest of the week to study the ruins,
I'm going to set you in one of the carts preferably one with a tarp over it to keep you from drying up.
“You don't have a name? That's sad.” Sweetie Belle commented, “Do you want a name?” she asked looking hopeful.
Her warmth made me blush harder as I shifted ever so slightly my hind leg dangerously close to her delicate flower of maidenhood,
we were sitting in a train booth forests sliding past us gently in the window.

This story seems... familiar... :unsuresweetie:

a spiritual successor to Straight To Belle.

Oh, right! :twilightsmile:

...last updated 2016. :applecry:

“YEET!!” They yelled as I screamed suddenly being sucked into a cosmic vortex that ripped itself apart into the soup of everything.

Lol

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Hey! Death was being nice and explaining things to the reader :rainbowlaugh: also he is under obligational rules set by the House to explain the process to newly dead souls, it's a thing in my universe :trollestia: long live the long winded bureaucracy! May the paper work and form signing ever be tedious!

Also thanks for letting me know the italics were messed up! :twilightblush: and that word, I've got a proof reader now so things will get a lot better from here on out.

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Chapter 4 is done!! the last part needs to be looked over by my proof reader and it'll be up~:yay:
I hope you guys like it, I had to rewrite the first part like three times:twilightblush:

“Like I haven’t heard enough skeleton puns.” I kid you not the thing just pulled out a cigarette and lit it with a purple flame from the tip of its bone fingers before reaching into his robe and pulling out a piece of parchment paper.

Must resist making pun... :fluttershyouch:

“Okay taking that as a ‘Yes’ so you died, that sucks; being flesh and fuck all. Anywho so because I’m behind my workload I’m not going to give you the whole speech and take you to processing for reintegration that shit takes years for anything to happen.” He muttered to himself as he shuffled through his papers.

Seven of them, as I understand.

I should of wrote 400 some more words so my word count says 69,000 :trollestia: :trollestia: :trollestia:

So... She told about Moondancer... Is she going to talk about Sunset and Starlight? Or Starswirl banishment and the pony of shadows? Tirek? The Fanfictions?

And if she want to make a religion, what better that the Jedi religion? Unless she want to make the ninja religion and praise the Log.

Very good chapter.

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It might be touch and go for Warm Smile, simply put she just doesn't know what to do with the information she has. Considering she is now in her own body and still a filly, she can only do so much unless she trains herself. :rainbowdetermined2: but she also doesn't things to spiral out of control if she tells them about the big foes Twilight has to face.

Twilight remembering her friends was after she became a alicorn and didn't impact the timeline to any sort of degree, so in the moment she figured it was okay to tell her. Besides since Lyra is such a cool pony why not have her around :twilightsmile:

As for Starlight and Sunset, I havent thought that far but they will know the power of the Marshmallow Lord :pinkiecrazy:

I liked smart, information and learning things was fascinating especially of something not of your world. She was also a adorable dork who probably oblivious in the cutest of ways, oh the fun I’m going to have when I learn magic. If I was a evil villain I probably would of laughed and had evil lighting crash behind me as I did so, but I refrained.

Hey, it worked for Fluttershy that one time.

Also, i'll say this much: you could use a proofreader. No offense

Ponyville was aesthetically pleasing even in the dark, I couldn't help but feel a mix of nervous and excitement.

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Yeah I know, I found two so chapters will be a lot better, I might even re upload them after they get edited :twilightblush:

“Well this is peachy.” I said sipping my mango smoothie in a fine china tea cup, I dipped a few tea bags in for good measure.

No. It's mango! :derpytongue2:

The Element of Laughter slammed through the front door making Rarity pause in mid construction of her dress she was making.

“Sorry… its it's kinda hard to keep things to myself, this filly brain doesn't have any inhibitions when it comes to thoughts and my words.” I said with a light laugh, rubbing my horn. There was a thin layer of skin over the whole horn while not orgasmic in touch like in some fanfictions, touch did feel nice. Supposedly as Pinkie’s limited knowledge on unicorn physiology suggests is that the skin there allows unicorns to sense the mana in the air for spells.

That's what happens when you take a hit to the frontal lobe.

“Sorry… its it's kinda hard to keep things to myself, this filly brain doesn't have any inhibitions when it comes to thoughts and my words.” .

That's what happens when you take a hit to the frontal lobe.

.

“Well looks like I have no choice but to ride off toward my doom then.” I grumbled which Pinkie just laughed again that kind that was a belly laugh, I could feel the vibrations of her laughter under me.

Into the jaws of death, into the mouth of hell, rode the... One.

Comment posted by Dark Spark deleted Aug 6th, 2018

“Sorry… its it's kinda hard to keep things to myself, this filly brain doesn't have any inhibitions when it comes to thoughts and my words.” .

That's what happens when you take a hit to the frontal lobe.

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“Well looks like I have no choice but to ride off toward my doom then.” I grumbled which Pinkie just laughed again that kind that was a belly laugh, I could feel the vibrations of her laughter under me.

Into the jaws of death, into the mouth of hell, rode the... One.

“Simple, we nurture her, we tell the Academy of Gifted Unicorns, and we go from there… Sweetie is brilliant, I-I have a PHD in mathematics Cheerilee and she was blowing me literally out of the everfree.” Scholastic said looking at the sloppy but brilliant chalk marks of Sweetie Belle.

I don't know, that sounds more figurative than literal.:rainbowhuh:

I’m just waiting for the time when the cmc meet up again, and apple bloom and scootaloo want to try kissing again. That is going to be all kinds of awkward.

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:rainbowlaugh: It so totally is :rainbowlaugh:

Which makes it great writing material for a slice of life~ Soon the Marshmallow duo will kiss everpony :pinkiecrazy:

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