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Acologic


absolute total madness

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Spike likes his freedom of speech. He likes it very much. So when an onliner tells him where to put it, he tells them where to go.

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I find the contents of this fanfiction to be insulting and demand that it be taken down posthaste.

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Nah, but this was thoroughly entertaining.

8813913
Hehe, I'm glad you enjoyed.

They targeted dragons. Dragons.

This fic is so specieist to everything because it did not include enough minority dragons and other species, only ponies.

Good job on adding a lesbian character though, that makes it perfectly acceptable.

One thing Dragons do have authority of: Flipping off to anyone.

I didn't know Equestria had Buzzfeed.

Triggering a walking flamethrower with razor sharp claws and teeth seems like a bad idea, Applejack. Especially with the way online services are so lax with their security these days.

Oh god, my sides! Brilliant work!

Welcome to the world of getting trolled repeatedly, Spike!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit down fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

8815039
Sir i have 2 questions to ask.


#1 do your parents know your a faggit?

#2 is this sarcastic? I hope it is

8816222
All you have done is provide extra entertainment.


Imma go make a group for triggered SJWs now

8816229
I love this comment section.

Liked and followed for trying, but you didn't really do this right.

1. Being racist to dragons is wrong, even if you're doped up on that "Muh dragon privelege" nonsense.
2. Free speech means you can call being racist to dragons wrong. It also means you can criticize the government, the major religions of the world, even SJWs like the one Spike is arguing with in this fic.
3. Saying "Fuck free speech" isn't something that gives you a moral high ground. Free speech shouldn't be revoked just because SJWs abuse it, it should be used to criticize and mock SJWs until the normies realize they're full of shit and "White privelege" is as dead a meme as whatever "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" used to mock.

8855965
This was supposed to be a load of nonsense, which I didn't take seriously at all, and it shows. But thanks for the comment. You are right, I could have approached this more competently and put more thought in. But all it was was a half-hour regurgitation to keep me sane one night.

8856243
Makes sense, thanks for taking this well. Have a great day!

8856254
You too, bud!

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