So left, two, three! So left, two, three! Join us our comrade, join with the worker's united front for you are a worker too!
An evil earth-pony sorcerer named Twilight Sparkle is exploring an ancient ruin, searching for an ancient magic altar when some old friends interrupt her, Rainbow Dash a Holographic hero of light, Rarity a barbarian with armor made from timberwolf, and Fluttershy a hero with an astral hammer. A battle ensues, resulting in the destruction of the planet.
Set in my version of G5 inspired by the leaks, with a story based on Gloryhammer's Second Album. Warning: Minor G5 spoilers.
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I wanna set the universe on fire
Feel it burn tonight
Set the universe on fire
There's no end in sight
Bring me to the holy raging power
where I'll find my destiny
The universe on fire
You're my guiding light
https://youtu.be/gXzMD065HEk
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Unfortunate there's only one reference to that song in here... Should have added more.
And it came to pass that Zargothrax was cast into the frozen pool of liquid ice, encasing his immortal body in a cage of eternal frost. Atop the crystal spire of the ancient citadel, the valiant hero Angus McFife held aloft the Amulet of Justice. Channeling the power of the light, its mysterious ancient force freed the unicorns from their spell of undeath, and awoke the princess Iona McDougall from her frozen slumber, restoring cosmic balance to the lands of Dundee... for the stronger we our houses do build, the less chance we have of being killed.
If G5 is anything like this, it will be one heckuva series, in a good way. Also 1/5, not enough Astral Dwarves from Aberdeen
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HAHAHAHAHA! Fucking Zargothrax! We’re they high when they created his name, or are they just monstrous nerds like most of us?
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I've encountered a bit too much negativity regarding G5, too many people thinking that it'll be another G3.5, so I made this.
Didn't see that coming.
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Actually, the whole thing is a huge joke. Gloryhammer's ridiculous on purpose. It goes so far over the top it runs into an overflow error and comes back around to being serious. It's still kickass anyways, though.
By the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost, this was a good read. It needs more.
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Just wait until you learn another character is named The Hootsman. Seriously, at one point he even says verbatim "My name is The Hootsman."
And by the way, Zargothrax wields a legendary weapon of his own, called The Knife of Evil, and I can never say its name with a straight face.