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After being summoned by Princess Celestia herself, Spike comes home ready to gloat about what happened during his visit. Sadly, nopony believes he managed to seduce the Princess. So Spike does anything and everything he can to try to convince his friends.
I'm so sorry I wrote this.
"Sex" tag for the plot.
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This feels... unfinished.
LOL. *hugs*
7558201 I agree
7558201 It's finished. At least I believe so.
I'm kinda disappointed i thought it be Spike trying to convince everypony the truth, leading to one thing after another of attempts to prove it.
Instead it was solved so easily....
7558244 Yeah but... the ending feels too open ended just to end it there. My advice, make a sequel to either conclude this fic or... continue to another story. That's my advice.
7558254 True, true, it was.
7558255 I appreciate your advice. But remember, there is a reason for everything I write. :P
XD 10/10 i love this
This was very amusing to read, good job.
The always imagined twilight as spikes mom/older sister replacement mom soooo yeah, this is a little off for me.
7558201 I agree. It feels as if ended too quickly.
7558570 Well... Inkwell gave me permission to make a sequel^^
7558576 I await it eagerly.
7558578 I will try my best to write it.
7558622
Please give note when it's finished.
7558992 I'll do my best.
That ending though...
I think some one needs to teach Spike about discretion. Not exactly appropriate to go around telling everybody who you had sex with. Especially when it's a public figure such as a princess.
Once you go Spike you'll crave for more including Dragon Lady Ember.
Also because he has two dragonhoods.
Alright. That was pretty funny...
SEQUEL WITH TWILIGHT AND SPIKE DOING IT!
Oh I believe you did, Spike.
I believe did NOT satisfy her needs with that tiny hose pipe you call your draconic money maker.
Smoke weed every day, MLG gamers.
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You comment cause my whole class to question why I was laughing so hard at my computer
7561413 While I was reading your comment a lighting bolt struck a field outside my window.
Also, greeting pupils of Inkwell Prose's class! I will be your new teacher now! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! Let's learn what makes UniqueSKD so funny and awesome! (you best make notes, Inkwell - this'll cover your final grade for this semester. :) )
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You are probably the funniest user I've met on the site so far.
7561573 I thought I asked you to take notes to pass the exam, mate. I didn't ask you to seduce me with your silver-tongue honey-drizzled words and lead me to bed.
I require dinner and a movie first. And a doughnut. I like doughnuts. Until my little brother starts slipping a sausage into the hole of one and then it's just too damn weird to eat anymore.
Anyway, enough of stroking puppies and hacking the neighbor's garden fence; do you want to be friends and allies in the fight against evil and Mandopony?
7561870
Yes, yes, of course we can be friends.
Oh dear Lord, I didn't know why I haven't read this before tonight, but my god I'm glad I read it now. This is absolutely riotous!
Not a bad story, but I was actually hoping that Celestia would deny it just to mess with Spike and the story would be about him trying to prove it in funny ways. But like I said, not bad.
Oh Spike come to the castle with me!
O_O
Okay .