• Published 31st Jul 2016
  • 440 Views, 25 Comments

DICKFIST - Fuzzyfurvert



Lyra screws up a spell and gives herself the powers of the DICKFIST! It's not really that awesome, but there is some clop, I guess?

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Comments ( 25 )

I'm dying over the cover art alone.:rainbowlaugh:

10 DICKFINGERS = 1 DICKFIST

bich

do u evn math

10 dickfngers equal 2 dicfist

git gud

7440160
THERE IS ONLY ONE DICKFIST!

I looked up the bags, and they actually don't look to bad. I'd buy one if I needed to and had the cash.

what on earth did i just read
and why did it make me giggle so much

What the everloving fuck was that? 11/10

Living in Ponyville as a plant

Uh... like as a potted plant?

Lyran sucked in air

Extra letter in Lyra's name.


7440160

bich
do u evn math
10 dickfngers equal 2 dicfist

Bruh, did you even read the story?

“Only takes five of ‘em to make a DICKFIST!” Lyra sat back on her haunches

#rekt

>reads the title
I'm obligated to give a like on the title alone but that would seem shallow.

7440897
If that's my only typo in this, I'm getting goooooooodd! :coolphoto:

7440896 Yeah, they don't look too bad do they?

Could they make a dickbrofist

7443348
It would probably result in the end of everything, or at least most of Ponyville, as the antithesis of DICKFIST and fistdick come together.

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That line about weirdness in the bedroom just made me think of that one darf fic where human Lyra and Bon-Bon fuck a horse, -10000/10 dickfingers

7447364
Unintentional darf reference? Ew...

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 no h8 appreci8

This is the most dumb and vulgar thing I've read in the past month. :trixieshiftleft:

Do more.

Clearly the best fic on the site.

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