• Published 24th Jul 2016
  • 757 Views, 36 Comments

Haberdashery - Super Trampoline



Rainbow Dash really wants to buy a hat from Applejack, but for some asinine reason she plans on taking 2000 chapters to do so. Man, who would write such drivel? Who would bother parodying it? Super Trampoline, apparently.

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The Quest Properly Begins After Some Delay

After some explaining, Twilight properly imparted the location of upper... whatever Library. Boy, it's been a while since I touched this story. Anyway, it turns out it's east of Seaddle. Like, idk, near Spokmane, Shloshington. Did you know that that part of Equestria is pretty dry, actually? Some very cool topographic features from the last Equestrian ice age, you know, when the windigos were freaking everywhere. There was a really big lake that kept bursting its ice dam and causing massive flooding. I wish there was a horse pun at the end of all that, but there isn't. So anyway, Rainbow, now properly oriented, properly started off on her quest to... I'm gonna need to reread the rest of this aren't I? Probably something involving hats though.

Yeah, let's go with that. Hatquest.

Author's Note:

GUESS WHO'S BACK

Comments ( 4 )

Back again!:pinkiehappy:

Cool topography indeed.

9084127
Ummmmm heh heh no comment.

These arts are great great good

10887795
Haberbalderdashery, I like it

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