• Published 24th Jul 2016
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Haberdashery - Super Trampoline



Rainbow Dash really wants to buy a hat from Applejack, but for some asinine reason she plans on taking 2000 chapters to do so. Man, who would write such drivel? Who would bother parodying it? Super Trampoline, apparently.

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The Quest Has a False Start

Woosh! Rainbow Dash jetted (I wonder if they have that word in places that don't have jet technology yet. Hmmm, where did the word "jet" come from, though? A question for the ages.) off. Twilight opened her mouth to speak, but the words died as she realized that Dash was long gone already, being so fast.

Rainbow had gotten about 300 meters away when she quickly realized she had forgotten something important. She rolled her eyes and banked back around towards the Library. Thirty seconds later, she scuffed to a stop in front of Twilight, who was grinning. "Back so soon?" Twilight asked facetiously.

Rainbow rolled her eyes again. "Yeah, yeah, I'm a doofus."

Twilight continued to smile. Rainbow snorted. "Okay, I'll ask. Twilight, where is Upper Bardigiano Regional Library?"

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