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"Any religion that allows or commands you to pass judgement on, convert by force, or kill another human being is not a religion that serves any interpretation of any God or Gods above." Unknown


Unfortunately for Discord, being a parent means that one day he will be needing to talk about sex with his daughter. Unfortunately for Screwball, her father is Discord. Can Discord handle making sure his daughter stays safe? Can Screwball handle Discord talking about it?

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omg that was a ride.

Thank you for reading:yay:
Glad you enjoyed it

Reads. Writing notes along the way:rainbowwild:*
Awesome read btw:twilightsmile:

Comment posted by nobody_in_particular deleted Jul 14th, 2016

Me after reading the title: this should be a cool story about Discord's past

Me after reading description: Aw, heck no :rainbowlaugh:

Every four paragraphs or so I had to close the page and ask myself what I was doing with my life :rainbowderp: but dang the end was great. :ajsmug:

1: thank you for reading :scootangel:
2: i suggest that you not read my clop fics :twilightblush:

7395297 Too late, bud. I have to say it doesn't bother me, but during fics where they have 'the talk,' you can just feel the awkwardness weighing down on you. :unsuresweetie:

Over explanation is the best explanation.

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