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Faithful knight of Celestia, Sir Spike de Draco leaves Canterlot with his young shieldmaiden Twilight Sparkle to embark upon a journey of stolen pony hearts, spontanious beard-sprouting, dozens of broken teeth and the smiting of evil left and right.
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That was the most epic thing ever, the title alone got you you 4 stars and the story itself bumped it up to a full 5. This is like the best "Else Worlds" version of Equestia.
Seriously, this had testosterone levels of over 9000!!!! Spike was like a cross between Conan the Barbarian, Chuck Norris and Ash from Army of Darkness. He stuffs and mounts his enemies and he mounts and stuffs his lovers. I look forward to reading more of this re-imagining of the FIM story.
Peace out.
I agree with the above comment, this is amazing. Really loving the idea and general way this story is going. I can even picture each of the characters as you've laid them out and it just makes it so enjoyable to read.
I agree with the above comment, this is amazing. Really loving the idea and general way this story is going. I can even picture each of the characters as you've laid them out and it just makes it so enjoyable to read.
fantastic
Sometimes you just gotta tell "Friendship" to go fuck itself and use your fists of justice to ram love and tolerance up the ass of the opposition and deliver a swift kick to the face of evil. Congratulations Spike you're the new Bruce Campbell.
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Thank you! I've gotta several suggestions as to whom fused together to form Sir Spike, but yours is definitely one of the best of them! XD I'm glad you liked it so much and relax my brother, there are still many stories left in the Tomes of Awesome! :D
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Thanks a lot!! I'm happy you like it so far, I can only hope you'll like the rest of it as well! :)
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Haha, good old Bruce was definitely a huge inspiration, I'll give you that! Friendships is a force to be reckoned with, but it's even more powerful, when backed up by enough MAN and DRAGON to repopulate a solar system, if necessary. ;)
Also, I see what you did there! Perhaps Spike also draws his power from the Destrucity...hmm...I haven't given enough thought to that yet...
Thank you!!
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I am intensely jealous of how awesome this story is, but Five out of Five, You deserve it.
This story...
IS AWESOME.
HA-HA-HA, now words can truly describe such a funny storyline. I mean WOW, who knew that Knight Spike was so manly and kind of rude, that it is so funny to read this.
I mean I cannot think of anything clear without laughing out loud to such a great storyline starter. Please do keep up the good work upon such a great storyline like this one.
This is really funny. I love this take on the pilot to where Spike is the hero and Twilight is the scribe. Even if Twilight is my favorite pony, Spike in this story is the most enjoyable Spike!
Also Spike V.S. Opal = MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!
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Thank you! :D
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Yay! I'm glad you think so!
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I intend to! The adventures of Sir Spike had hardly even begun. Many legendary tales await to be gazed upon by those who aspire to draw upon the manly-dragonly knowledge this fair crusader possesses :D
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Thank you! I had a slight difficulty thinking up a scenario for Rarity, when the OPALKOMBAT came to mind. Glad to see it worked out well XD
MANLY AS FUCK. I loved every single thing about this chapter and the fic in general. Generally Its hard to place a character in such an ooc situation and behaviour, but this is so manly that it works. Kudos for you, and keep up the good work!
Next installment: The quest of The Testosterone Dragon: Spike eats a tree, shaves with dull river rocks and fucks a volcano so hard that it gives birth to sentient molten rock children.
This is so Fucking Metal, he had a beard made of fire and gave a speech that was like the Old Spice Ads ,but more awesome. Every chick wants him, he's cleaves evil in half and violence is the solution to all his problems and he's of a dying bred in a world of effeminate heroes. All he needs is a talking racist Ferrari 308 GTS, a talking raptor sidekick named Squiggles who only speaks in riddles and access to the Terrain of Testament and his awesome factor will reach critical levels.
Peace Out.
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Shit is going DOWN!
AWW YEA! this is so seriously epic.....
45300 I love your comments, man. Sir Spike approves, you've truly managed to grasp onto the power of his spirit. Soon, you shall wield the full force of the Destrucity.
45309 *salutes*
45636 You ain't seen nothin' yet! XD
45746 Thank you! Now all that is left is to escalate it MOAR!
Spike's battle plan for Nightmare Moon is to nail her, bang her like a taiko drum. Then again that's usually his plans for most things where his enemy is female. The other half the time it's his BOOMSTICK!!! I see the solution to this being then he *Buy Some Apples* her so hard, she became good again and returned to being Luna. He looks at the Elements of Harmony barriers and tells them to piss off, "My *bleep* just saved Equestria." Then he looks at Luna next to him then he lights a cigarette and relaxes.
Peace Out.
Ha-Ha-ha, this was a funny chapter. What a regular Romeo that Sir Spike. However, I do question what is the status of Sir Spike's relationship with
in this storyline ? 
Also I found that
is more weirder than usual in this tale of yours. Is there a reason for it ? 
Plus,
breif encounter with Nightmare Moon makes me think that things will not go as plan in this world of yours.
Please do keep putting up the good work upon such a great tale like this one.
This was a great and funny chapter!
I also found one grammar mistake. Please don't kill me!
"Disgraceful...I'm gone for a mere thousand years and everypony has dived off the edge sanity."
Shouldn't there be a 'of' after edge and before sanity?
Other than that minor error this was great! Can't wait to read more!
57404 That's pretty plausible indeed. At least, it seems to work in most movies and stuff XD The Element Bearers are still needed though...I won't spoil why, but I'm pretty sure your mind will be blown, once you'll see how exactly Nightmare Moon will be defeated. I can tell you one thing for sure though, IT WILL BE MANLY!
57787 Thank you! He'd just gotten to know Rarity in one of the previous chapters. He'd love to...ekhm...get to know her, but then again, he'd like to know just about EVERYPONY better. XD Yes, Pinkie's weirdness is going to be pretty important later on, once I stop adapting the show and go into original adventures. As of now, it's kind of a flip on her usual cheery attitude, into something more grim. ;) And yes, I will change a couple of things, especially starting now. :D
57345 Blasphemy! Sir Spike de Draco has always and forever been a mighty knight of power and integrity! He shattered his first crib at the age of 0! In all seriousness though, nah, I'm gonna keep this reality, it's much more fun that way. XD
57870 Thank you! And don't worry, I'm not one to bite people's heads off if they point something out to me. :D And yes, how in Equestria have I managed to let that one slip through? Thanks for pointing it out! :)
it's like someone took the old spice dude and combined him with spike and a knight.
CAUSING THE AWESOMEST SINGLE BEING IN ALL OF TIME AND STUFF
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The harmony´s rainbow will hit him and turn him into something even MORE manly?
Hey man, have you ever thought about doing a tengen toppa gurren lagann crossover? I know you can pull it off, you have the manliness running through your veins.
my best comment for this story would be
great story
58004 *this comment has been fully approved by Sir Spike and Awesome Inc. "BUY OUR PRODUCTS, MAN YOU WILL BE!"*
58155 I don't think any amount of guessing will lead you to the right answer. You'll be surprised though, I can tell ya that already. XD
58157 I am not even half the man to ever so much as touch such a sacred cache of manliness, sadly. D8 In all seriousness though, while I love TTGL, I'm not sure how I'd pull it off without it being "Ponies in Robots". With crossover, I always want to be a little more creative than that.
58939 Thank you! 8D
Also, just for the record, university finals have been dragging me down, but you can expect a new chapter by Sunday, tops. The ballad is far from over, that I can assure! :D
This is really good! I hope you keep it up! I found something that I think might be a mistake.
1.When Pinkie Pie is talking about rock farming after "We earth ponies are closely attuned to the dirt and the soil; the very magical essence of land itself."
After that I think you should get rid of the second " in there so we know that Pinkie is still talking and not that beautiful squire of his.
That might be a mistake or that might just be how I write. Other than that this is great!
Soldier: That Rainbow is a spy!
This my good sir has won the fabled sword known as 'the internets' And I would like to revise my previous statement on the creation of 'Sir Spike de Draco'.
It was during the war between the 4chan moderators and bronies in the year 2010. Old Spice man had gone behind enemy lines to free blammed posts in the HQ of the moderators. As he crept behind the giant fusion core known as 'the server' he stumbled upon an site of pure awesomeness. A dragon's egg was sustained in blue liquid amidst a vast landmass of machinery. As he stood in awe, a patrolling moderator spotted him. Acting quickly, the Old Spice man blew his cologne in the moderator's direction, mutating him into an Ally. Before he could finish the mutation, the moderator sounded the alarm. Acting faster than the speed of thought, the Old Spice Man stuck his hand through the frozen chamber housing the egg, quickly grabbing it through the ice and running through the corridors. He found himself face to face with multiple moderators as he reached the portal to the internets. The head moderator laughed in a sinister manor. "You'll never get out alive!" He said puffing out his chest, proud to have caught the mysterious superman. The Old Spice Man decided to risk it all and run through the legions of Moderators, he was shot several times in the chest but his sheer manliness deflected the bullets as kevlar would. As he neared the portal, a moderator shot the dragon's egg he was carrying as he jumped through the portal to the internet. Wishing to save the baby's life, he poured all of his manly energy into the still growing fetus, willing it to live. It succeeded, the dragon survived and continued to grow still in it's pre-birth slumber. However this act of nobility came at a great cost, having sacrificed all of his manliness, the Old Spice Man had dissolved into a memory residing in the dragon's subconscious. There he stays to this day, guiding 'Sir Spike De Draco' on his noble quests.
He couldn't have been happier in his entire life.
I read this, and my body was instantly clad in obsidian armor forged from the core of a volcano, and as I strode upon the earth, the ancient ground fissured and roared an archaic dirge onto every soul on the planet, and the mountains around me crumbled and reconstructed themseleves into an enormous golden city being drawn forth by a million silver, magical pegasi. Atop the highest tower of this celestial metropolis stood my throne, forged from the metallic cores of a thousand conquered worlds.
So in short, this fic grew chest hairs on my beard, and those chest hairs grew beards.
HNNNGGG.... So... Manly... I... Can... Book... RRRRRAAAWWWWRRRGGG!!
This story gave me a beard. I cant shave it off; the razors keep shattering.
I shaved today, it came back ten times more manly after i read this story...
Okay I'm calling it....Pinkie is freaking me out, more than usual in this storyline. I mean, there's crazy and there's CRAZY MAKE SENSE, Pinkie in this story is more of the latter, and it's scares me.
I mean her unique statements of the situation and whatnow is just beyond creepy.
Still, this was some update to show the bravery and confidence that Sir Spike has in this motely crew of ponies.
It also seems like Sir Spike has spotted the traitior within the group, given Rainbow Dash's earlier conversation with Nightmare moon. Very clever deduction from the highly class knight.
However, i do wonder if Rainbow would deny it, if asked ?
Still this was a nice update and a great chapter. Please do keep up the good work upon such a great storyline like this one.
77935 I'm not sure what the rule is on that, but I think as long as I keep it consistent and with enough linking words to make it the least confusing as possible, I think it's okay. Though then again, I dunno the rule D8 Thanks for pointing it out though, it at least reminds me to keep things consistent. Aaaand, you'll be surprised even more by what Rainbow will do later, I assure you :D
77976 I suddenly feel unworthy to further chronicle Sir Spike's adventures. Your skills at manliness are truly a force to be reckoned with.
78065 You have grasped the essence of Sir Spike. Hold onto it and it will guide you to Dragon Valhalla and beyond!
78414 Yes! Let your screams fuel your power, YOUR BEARD DEMANDS IT!
78463 There is no stop to it. It is futile to resist. Your beard will assimilate your body, please comply.
78651 And so shall your power increase tenfold as well!
78837 Haha, seems like I'm on the spot then! Keep an eye out for interesting tidbits, as I'm going to spin this story into a new and original adventure, once I'm done redoing the pilot episodes. :D You'll be quite surprise how that confrontation with Rainbow will end, I can assure you of that. ;)
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you're forgetting something.
HE NEEDS A GIANT ROBOT!!!!
Oh, and to make passionate love with Nightmare Moon before besting her in an EPIC battle.
In short, he's yet to reach pinnacle awesomeness.
he's dang close, though.
Nightmare Moon is now a fillyfooler.
I'm, disturbingly enough, OK with this....
Also, Sir Spike X Nightmare Moon = OTP!
We need Luna and NMM smiliez
about time dear sir! Amazing job as always! Nice contortion on the path through Everfree, I do look forward to what will happen next though cheers!
108622 Yeah, sadly I went down with an illness for a while, but now I'm back on track and ready to provide your needed testosterone overload XD And thank you, next part should come considerably sooner, once I finish up a different comedic oneshot I'm working on, that's going to be no less crazy. :D
94950 Nightmare be hittin' on our favorite Rainbow! Whatever shall happen now?! WE. SHALL. SEE. :D
Great as always! I was also reading this chapter to The Legend of Zelda Main Theme Medley on the 25th Anniversary disc!
I also found a mistake, but I don't know if it is. If it isn't I'm sorry.
1."It's alright." she raised a hoof and pat his arm gently, letting him know she wasn't mad about it.
I think it might be better if the pat was patted but it's up to you.
Seriously good stuff!
I like your representation of Pinkie Pie, but Twilight isn't that slow...
109363 Yep, I think you might be right about that. Thanks for pointing it out, I can always count on you to find leftover bugs XD I gotta admit though, I never played a Zelda game before. D8 Curse you, Hungarian importing!!
109979 Thank you! I really love writing her like this and you'll probably see later on just how much it'll change things. I wouldn't consider Twilight slow though, it's just that she might not have extensive knowledge about Everfree, as those who actually live right next to it. The moment she gets a few pointers though, she puts two and two together, perhaps understanding things even better, thanks to some extra knowledge on certain issues.
110012 Ah good, because for a second there i thought that you were trying to write her as just plain dense.... and this would have been ugly
Great update as it seems that Sir Spike may have the right idea for the moment.
I mean for all we know, he could push Rainbow Dash into Nightmare Moon's side thereby proving his claims in someway.
Still an interesting update and insight on the overall quest that these ponies are taking and Pinkie is still creepier than usual. If it wasn't for Rainbow Dash, then I would say Pinkie's the traitor amongst them given her unusual crazier than ususal nature in this storyline so far.
Please do keep putting up the good work upon such a great tale like this one.
113922 Yep! By the way he's acting, this could easily end up as a self-fulfilling prophecy. Let's hope he's smarter than that. :D Pinkie's craziness here is much rather a cold sociopathy, instead of the knife-wielding psycho most people do. I was kinda bored of that. XD She's not really bad though, as you can see she still has caring in her heart, for Fluttershy, amongst others.
Thank you, I will most certainly try to!!
When I saw that spike was going to use his head, I thought he was going to create some plan. When I read how he was going to use his head I could not stop laughing. Kudos to you sir for that bait and switch.
Bwa hahahahahaha!
A moon-mark emblazoned on the chest?
Great minds think alike, mate!