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Chicago Ted


"Friendship" is a magical-class noun.

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What hath The Abyss wrought?

A writing exercise? To be honest, while I haven't read any of these, they do intrigue me, mainly because of the word limit, and character limit. How much can a writer do in 1000 words? Do they fill the time with purple prose that can easily be removed or added to in order to make the exact word count easier to make happen, or do they fill it with the character's thoughts as they please themselves, even though cutting out or adding words may be more difficult then? Either way, filling 1000 words of a character doing only one thing should be hard, but Ill be honest, it isn't with masturbation, as just thinking/describing/showing the material they're getting off on would be akin to just writing a clopfic.

My thoughts on it at least. Probably a bit more serious than the series is supposed to be taken, but *shrug*. Again though, I like this as a writing exercise. I have too many other things to write to do one though right now.

Celestia Masturbates

Love it. Love everything about it.

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Great movie, if you haven't seen it you should.

Topkek Discord

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Next thing you know, we'll have a Discord Masturbates.

Thanks for reading!

TODO: an "OC Masturbates" template. A user fills in a form with OC description and fetishes and gets a machine-generated clopfic.

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You forgot "Then the user regrets undertaking this task."

Or, at least, I forgot to regret undertaking this task.

I wonder what it's about.

What? No "Granny Smith Masturbates?"
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Seriously what's with the exactly 1k words bullshit? Why the fuck not more???

6727289 I keep seeing the 1k words bullshit everywhere in the masturbating series

This was not that bad, certainly not as bad as all those down-votes would suggest. Then again, for a first clop and second story overall, it's outstanding. Honestly, it had a lot to live up to after Twilight Masturbates.

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That is most certainly reassuring. I sincerely wish people would vote after reading the story, not before. After all, you can't judge a book by its cover.

Thanks for reading!

Dat Last sentence tho:pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy:

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Thanks for stopping by!

So, is this a thing now, after Abyss' story? Is 1000 word clop stories a new fad in the clop part of this site, because I've just gotten done reading this, and ones with Fluttershy, Pinkie, and Rarity.

Pretty good story though. The clop itself needs a bit of work, but overall great for just 1000 words.

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Well, I'ven't written clop before undertaking this story, so naturally it's going to be shitty compared to some masterpieces on this website. Thank you for the feedback.

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