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SweetCelestiaWhy


Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

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All these ponies masturbating...

What a bunch of wankers.

Very nice!

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:heart:
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A girl has needs too, you know!

6703429 Yeah, what else is there to do at band camp.....?

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THIS STORY WILL TELL YOU WHAT!

6703445 Tomorrow's headline: THIS STORY CHANGED MY LIFE!!

Annnd the cycle of life continues!:duck:

6703461 You people have already ruined the innocence of My Little Pony... Don't you start wrecking The Lion King, too.

ALL MY CHILDHOOD FAVOURITES... GOING UP IN FLAMES... NOOOO!!

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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR WAKING UP IN VEGAS!

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And Rarity will continue to masturbate. Probably without the shower!

6703481 Shouldn't that be 'WANKING up in Vegas'?

Nah, I think I'll see Penn & Teller instead.
Old mute guys have never really been a turn-on of mine.

So we have a Twilight, Flutturshy, and Rarity masturbation fic.

Where be Celestia and Luna? :yay:

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*hides clopfic about mute old golf pony*

What? That's a thing?

6703501 Personal project, was it?

Oh well... Whatever ripens your banana I suppose....

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My banana likes mares, awkward situations and adult themes.

Sometimes not in that order.

6703541 I can just see that comment as a personal ad in the lonely hearts column.

The ladies will bust down your door just to get a taste of your precious fruit.
Hope you know what you've let yourself in for...

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You, sir, just earned my respect.

6703608 Except for the guy in the make up.
He overdoses.
...Too soon?
Nah.

6703636 I'm sure he'd rather take cash.

It is a good timing posting this fic because Art Inspired posted one very similar before you and they are titled the same except the main character name in title with the same amount of words.

Commence read.

Alright.

Missing the Anthro tag there, mate. I think, anyway – there's bits about exposed skin but other bits about a tail. There's hands, though, so yeah.

Reading a clopfic at 3:02am.....now I think I'll be able to sleep.

JackRipper
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Not big on clop, but the title made me laugh at least.

What do you think The Abyss will think about this story? :unsuresweetie:

I wonder what it's about.

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It ain't Mudkips, that's for sure.

The wonderful scent of lilacs filled the steamy air,

Rarity must have a really great sense of smell since once you get used to your body wash, you cannot really smell it anymore.

I am beginning to think that that Romance tag is a running gag. Either way, once again, this delivered exactly what it promised.

Take this Rarity ahegao for a hot, wet... well, Rarity. :raritydespair:

~KBO.:twilightsmile:

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When you have a snout, you tend to smell EVERYTHING.

And hot, wet Rarity is best Rarity.

This was just published yesterday? Jeez, does mean there's more coming?

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE!?

I haven't read this yet, but there is something wrong with the cover art. Thought you should know.

6704580 For those of you who don't like anthros, if you replace the word "fingers" with "hoof", this story works quite well.
6705022 Body wash? what body wash? The only thing I smell is Rarity's sweet feminine juices. Or am I smelling my own bad sex jokes?:pinkiehappy:

6707013 I think you just did:
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You can always join in.

6737740 Now I have read this, and the cover art is still not working for me.

Once it was balanced atop her head, she wrapped another towel around her arms and chest off, careful not to tease her sensitive nipples.

This was the only error I found.

6712909 I wish I knew the answer...
Or do I really?:rainbowderp:

Do you have R.D. ?

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