• Member Since 19th Mar, 2012
  • offline last seen Apr 20th, 2014

The Dude


Fan-fiction is magic

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After seeing a rule 34 pic of humans (Eww) I went to bed. When I woke up and sleeping next to me was Barney the dinosaur and he was like,"Bro you gotta write a fic." and I was like "Okay." and here it is.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 79 )

Explain to me this: where's the [Comedy] tag? This is amazing!

I am not drunk enough for this shit.

Oh hello bottle of Jager, let's fix that right now!

Your trolling needs some work. I've seen this formula far too many times.

I feel like slamming my thick, meaty penis through your eye.

What kind of a troll fic is this.:rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh:

I have seen more dafuq before.

Hahahaha :rainbowlaugh: this was hilarious!

Also, why the heck did I imagine Pinkie with a deep manly voice? :twilightoops:

Oh and if any one is wondering the title of the second chapter is an actual question. Theres a black man in my kitchen and he wont leave. Hes been making cheese sandwiches for the last 2 days. But he just wont leave.....:pinkiecrazy:

So I guess it's safe to say the "After seeing a rule 34/63 picture of x I went to sleep and.." has became a thing now for descriptions.

Oh well, time to read.

697686 I can never get used to dat profile pic. .MOV is epic.

This story is fucking beautiful..

697713 how do you watch that with out feeling like your sick that

How i felt when i watched SHED.MOV well at lest some...:pinkiesick:

Why does this get thumbs up? Simply because of tbe letter.
Yours truly,
Ted nugent.
P.S. Dafuq I just read?:derpyderp2::pinkiecrazy:

697741 .mov is actually pretty hilarious. Shed.mov was probably inspired by cupcakes.:pinkiecrazy: magic.mov is the best.:scootangel:

697663 and the.mov series is probably why pinkie had a man voice.:eeyup:

... this reminds me of a story me and my buddy James wrote...
It was about a cockroach that went to hell and while getting raped by satan, scared him away with his poorly exquisiteless dildo.
Nice story.:scootangel:

At first I thought you were gonna put wet dreams in your description.

697686 nice username and profile picture ( hides in panic room ):fluttercry::applecry::pinkiesick:

697891 Your lack of .MOV disturbs me.

697601 Something people online need to grasp is that that there's a difference between trolling and telling a joke. This is a joke; he isn't trying to troll anyone.

In any case, this was hilarious. Great job. :D

poor Hannibal, that rude comment was uncalled for :fluttercry:

I thoroughly enjoyed this story, and I don't know why.

5/5 stars. Would read again.

697741 I've seen some totally effed up schist on the Internet. .MOV is nowhere close to the top of my Lose Faith in Humanity list.

697988 Oh look, it is another profile pic that is worthy of mentioning, as long as we're on the topic.

I don't:applejackunsure: know if i should read cause I might die...

:ajbemused: :derpytongue2: :rainbowlaugh: That about sums up my reaction to this.

I enjoyed this,and I have no regrets, maybe...

If I write more of this I think it the title would be "The Gary Busey Chronicles".
:ajsmug:

Gary Busey would make a portal to equestria powered by his nipple hairs.

697992Dude in the dark the picks disturbing .but really stop please
i get awful stomach aches thinking about violent things
such as that .please i get all shaky .in not even kidding
Writing this on a phone (that just mine )is already hard
to deal with .
So plz .
:pinkiesick:
:fluttercry:
:rainbowderp:

I mean not my phone my moms (btw 12 yrs very:pinkiesick: weak stomach)

698260 You know what you need? Some cheese sandwiches. That black guys still here and hes made at least 85 sandwiches.

and thats how equestria was made! :pinkiecrazy:

698372 Look at the end of the first Chapter.

697664

I think you just got some bad weed, man. The Dude does not abide that shit man.

Also, I got nothing.

698387 Well thats just, your opinion man.

Well i certainly laughed. My insane persona is laughing on the floor trying to breathe.

My sane persona is Saying "I don't even...." and walking away.

Me? I am clapping sir. This is very funny and beautifully done. Can't wait to continue!

Well i liked your first one and this one was a tiny let down. still laughed though so i did enjoy it! :twilightsmile:

And i do hope that black guy goes away or leaves soon....that shit would creep me the fuck out....

699823 Yeah sorry about that. The second chapter was kind of about reaching the 1000 word mark. And about the black guy, hes still here making sandwiches. I don't even have cheese or bread and yet hes still fucking making them. He might be a magical black man.

I can see HotDiggedyDemon making a video of this...

With the power of Tom Hanks this story is about 20 million percent cooler

TOO MUCH CURSING. MY MOM WATCHES WUT I READ. SO I COULD NOT HAVE READ THE FIRST SENTENCE WITH HER YELLING AT ME. :fluttercry: Y U CURSE?

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