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// Fuck it I wrote another one  
// Story: THE GREATEST STORY OF ALL TIME!!!! 
// by The Dude 
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Big mac was chillin on his farm, masturbating on the trees like he usually did. Then some cunt named Granny smith popped and was like "Uhhhh just because I'm old people think im homophobic". Then Big macs left testicle turned into a cannon and shot that bitch in the face.

Suddenly Applejack's ass came out and said, "Yo mac we gotta go sell apples so we need you to inject them Patton Oswalt's butt juice." then she went to the closest tree that was covered in Big macs protein shake. She stuck her tongue out and gradually licked the semen, suddenly a look of horror came on her face,"Mangos!". Big mac started cackling really fucking loud and fell as his dick split open and spiders came out.

So the orange bitch, the red faggot, and the creation of their incest trotted on down onto Ponyville, which took a long time since Applejack kept tripping on her vagina and Applebloom kept blowing strangers hoping to get some tattoo on her ass. They got to Ponyville and started selling some fucking apples. Suddenly the town whore trotted up to the fucking apple stand,"Hey." Said Pinkie Pie,"Hey BIg Mac I was wondering if you wanted a bj in that alley over there." Said Pinkie Pie, pointing to that alley over there.

"Get out of here you slut." Yelled Applejack."Im not a slut." Retorted Pinkie Pie."Oh please your so fucked even Syria is envious." Pinkie Pie groaned and then pushed all the semen out her vagina to use as a rocket to escape.

Meanwhile a yellow and purple penis were talking about how hot Richard Dawkins is."Cunt slobbering christ Fluttershy, why do ponies love and respect your fucking ass so much." Twilight then preceded to kiss Fluttershys anus."Twilight people apparently think i'm a dog with a cock, I doubt any one cares." Fluttershy then preceded to die.

Suddenly Tim Burton and his lover Johnny Depp walked up to the apple stand."I want some apples." Said Tim."Ya'll look like a bunch of fags." Said Applejack."Of course we are." Tim and Johnny began passionately making out in front of everyone. Suddenly Tim Burton pulled down Johnny's pants and the ponies were forced to watch as Tim explored Johnny's chocolate factory.

After the intense anal sex Tim and Johnny left to remake Edward Scissor Penis 5: The awakening. Suddenly Princess Celestia fell right in front of the apple cart."I need every apple you have." Celestia said, grabbing all of those apples."What a fat ass like you need all those apples for." Said Applejack."I have recently caught a disease where testicles are constantly growing out of my nipples." Suddenly the princess flew away back to her castle to jerk off all the guards.


The End


Oh and theres Tom Hanks. 





How to Make a Sandwich


1.First you get some bread.

2.Then some tomatoes.

3.Then you get some lettuce.

4.And then you fuck all that shit and go on a rampage.

Fuck Steve Harvey.