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// Where is my super suit? 
// Story: THE GREATEST STORY OF ALL TIME!!!! 
// by The Dude 
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So Twilight woke up one day and was like "Spike I gotta go chill with all my homies, be back soon bro so rearrange the whole fuckin library." and Spike was like,"Fuck you I do that shit all day." Then Twilight was like "You better do it or I'm gonna rape you." And then she left.

Twilight went to Raritys Boutique, she knocked on the door and yelled "Rarity get yo fat bitchy ass out dis mutha fucka." Then the door opened and out came Rarity."Fuck you bitch" She said,"Fuck you and purpley ass mane." After that they had sex. And it was delicious.

Twilight and her vagina friend Rarity went Sugercube Corner to find some pink bitch.Twilight knocked on the door,"Hey stop making cakes and come out here and do crystal meth." Suddenly the fucking door exploded and out came some fat pink horse."Alright man." Said Pinkie Pie."Lets go."

So all the faggoty ass horses went to some barn where a bunch of murders happened."Applejack" Screamed Twilight,"Stop beating Applebloom and get out here!" Applejack responded with a kind,"Fuck you bitch I'm watching Jack Black eat a giraffe." And then then Pinkie Pie opened her mouth and pulled out some candy,"Come out Applejack we got Rolos." Applejack threw Applebloom out the window killing her and letting her get raped by a pack of wolves.Applejack peered her head out the window,"Rolos?"

So Twilight and her droogs went to Fluttershys house. Twilight kicked down the door and found Fluttershy and Hannibal Lector eating bagles."Yo Fluttershy we gotz to go." Fluttershy nodded and went to join Twilight and her crew."Fly Fly Fly." Said Hannibal, getting the response from Applejack who said "Shut up ya....you...you nipple." and that made Hannibal very sad.

Twilight and her friends found Rainbow Dash masturbating on a cloud. Twilight threw the body of Tony Danza at it to get her attention. And it did. Rainbow flew her face down to the ground to her friends."Hey." Said Rainbow Dash. "Shut the fuck up lesbian mouth wash we got shit to do." So all they all left.

Twilight then pulled some quills and some scrolls out of a dead baby she was keeping in her pocket."Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned about gay marriage and why it angers Ted Nugent. Yours truly, Ted Nugent." 

And then Dracula came out and said,"IMA EAT ALL OF YOU." And then Fluttershy turned into a black guy and said "Get that Muthafucka." And they killed him to death.

But then Discord came out and was like "I'ma kill all you bitches." and then Twilight was like "Oh fuck." and they all dipped to some alley.

"What are we gonna do?" Asked Pinkie Pie."I know what we are gonna do. In order to defeat Discord we're gonna need to find the magical Steve urkel." Twilight said."Its up there in that high ass cave." Twilight then pointed to some high ass cave in the mountains.

So they 6 idiots began walking up this long ass mountain. But Rainbow Dash could not go on until she got another abortion so the others just left her in a bush.

Finally they reached the top of the mountain where the cave was. The cave was covered in long purple fruit."Whats that?" Asked Fluttershy."Dildo Fruit." Said Applejack. So they all ate the fruits and they got a lot of vitamins and minerals and all the shit thats in orange juice.

After that they went into the cave and they found the magical steve urkel breakdancing. So they grabbed the urkelator and exited the cave. Then they all parachuted down the mountain cuz they don't give a fuck. They even picked up Rainbow Dash who was playing left for dead with Francis.

So then they found discord chilling in his super bitching chair drinking chocolate milk out of a champagne glass with a silly straw. So discord was like "Sup bitches" and Twilight grabbed Urkel by the legs and beat discord to death. Twice. 

So after they killed Discord they all went to celebrate by raping all the pandas at your local zoo. And eating all the babies at your local hospital. Oh wait, that was me. Sorry about that. Actually, I'm not sorry, they were delicious.


The Fuck Mothering End.

Oh yeah and theres Tom Hanks.




I have never had this much fun writing something in my entire life. This was really fun. After watching the entire first two volumes of of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and watching the movie, and after suffering a couple of bad mental and emotional problems I felt that I needed to write some stuff down. And here it is. Barney the dinosaur definitely helped me on this so thank him too the next time you see him.

Fuck Steve Harvey.