• Member Since 8th Dec, 2014
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VitalSpark


Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete.

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people say if an erection lasts longer then 4 hour call a docter. does anyone know a docter?

6057316 Don't worry. Erections lasting longer than four hours are a common problem for people reading this story, because it's full of passionate sex and hot naan bread action.

I want catlover1672 to have my children~ :heart:

Finally! it made it!!!!

I was not ready for "Anything." I don't think any human ever could be.

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What's wrong with you people? :rainbowhuh:

She picked her backpack off the floor and rummaged around inside it, pulling out various leashes, collars, whips, gimp masks, and other animal-related paraphernalia.

Daaamn, I have some weird fetishes xD

6081820 Don't worry - top people are working on it. Top people.

6081820 we could make a shorter list and just ask what isn't wrong with us.

6081883 I, personally, am free of most venereal diseases.

6081909 it's something!

Quick thing I spotted.

It isn't naan bread. It's just naan. Naan means bread, so the word bread is not needed.

Sorry, nerdy moment :twilightblush:

I like this XD

6082003 That may well be true, but don't complain to us; complain to Tesco. They certainly label it "naan bread" on the packaging (at least in the Tesco Finest range).

6082013 I'm gonna go complain to Tesco now...

My friends dad works at Tesco XD

Trying to rape

Emphasis on trying.

Watch out Sunset. Adagio is coming and she's gonna knock you block off.

That must be some powerful and tasty-ass bread.

*grabs Equestrian powered naan bread*
I wonder...
*chops slice and eats it* *eyes glow purple and green*
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This power is amazing! I'm keeping it woo!

6082115 It is tasty. I particularly recommend the garlic and coriander variety.

6082139 Bread is always great. Unless it's from a school, yuck.

What the hell did I just read?:rainbowlaugh:
It's interesting though:trollestia:

6082300 We quite clearly said that it isn't not a trollfic. :scootangel:

Also, I'll point out that it won't make sense if you didn't read the first story in the series. Nor will it make sense if you do read the first story in the series.

6082352 :rainbowlaugh:I guess I'll read it anyway

I...can't...anymore....ITS....PERFECT...NANO MACHINES SON!!!!!

You get a like for the title. Because vengeful bread is the best kind of bread.

That is all.

This is just..... it has a plot???? You ruined it! But at the same time made it so much better!

Oh god, not the naan bread.
Anything but the naan bread!

6084851 It's funny you'd say that. it was the same nonsense at first. but that was "not mlp enough" it went through a bunch of revisions to appease the approvers.

6084874 what the fuck is alien secual possession

6230598 It's when an alien pwns your secual.

Can you please ask before making fanfiction about me next time? :\

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One of my co-authors apparently tried to contact you, but you'd blocked them or something.

Eldorado
Moderator

6339935 That doesn't mean you just magically get the right to use a real person's likeness in your story. I've got to revoke this. Don't do this again.

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The character has been replaced by a new OC.

The first story made me cry from my penis but this story made me cry from my heart. I think I need a doctor to explain why random tears are coming from my body. :rainbowhuh:

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The final part will have you crying from your soul!

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It will give you one, child. Don't worry. It will give you one.

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