My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!
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"So, welcome to the big three zero, "Starlight said.
"Thank you," supertrampling replied. "How old are you again? 37?"
"36, but close enough. Time has a weird way of eating up years of your life in a NeverEnding (lol voice to text thinks this is that one never ending story) wandering through the wilderness."
"You know" , super trampoline said, "when I think of wandering through the wilderness as a trope I think of how it originated with the Jewish people's after the whole sacred calf idolatry thing. But perhaps it is universal and its nature. I mean you were out in a desert talking to trees and s***."
F**** dude, I took a mescaline one f***** time. One f****** time. I was mostly just trying to be somehow simultaneously and edgy tanky and anarchist at the same time with the whole our town thing. What should be clear to all the people reading this, the issue was with trying to force conformity and every pony being a generalist as opposed to actual communist thinking which is from everyone according to their abilities to everyone according to their needs. I am a victim of my own hubris but also of Western tropes about communism fueled by decades of propaganda"
"Anyway " , super trampoline said, " yeah, most of my 20s have felt like wandering through a desert. But one of my best friends who's like 33 had the same experience and now she's on top of the f******* world without going into details because she doesn't like it when I overshare her information, but it gives me hope. Especially with my whole studying systems bullsh******** I won't shut the f********* up about oh s********** this is a rated everyone's story let me go back and fix all that.
"Where was i? Oh right the point is yeah I'm 30 now and I feel like my life is just beginning."
Well, congratulations, Starlight said. Wanna celebrate with a makeout session? "
"Well starley (Voice to text air but I'm keeping it in because it's funny) now that I'm 30, I must put childish endeavors behind me lol just kidding I would never be too mature to make out with a hot commie like you. However part of being mature responsible adult is not instantly giving in to hedonistic in the moment gratification but instead being able to do things now I don't want to do for greater rewards later. So on that note I need to finish up this chapter, and go fold some towels. I love you all be good to yourselves practice love kindness hope charity laughter Joy etc and drink plenty of water."
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Drinking is important after all.
(Yea! I'm no longer twice as old as you are!)
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It depends on the substance like if we didn't drink water we would die actually that's part of why cats get crystals in their pee pees so often because they normally get in the previous world where they weren't domesticated most of their water from eating animals but now that we have domesticated cats they don't drink a ton of water on their own so that's why they end up with crystals in their liver and shit anyway the point is drink water that's important I drink water while drunk and I am drunk LOL George I hope to see you at everfree northwest?
I swear a lot of people I know either have faced or will be facing the big 3-0 this year. I'll be facing that myself later this year in October.
Happy belated birthday btw.
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Thank you!
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My favorite part of this is that rather than make a fake account literally changed your own name and profile pic for exactly one comment XD
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Congrats on making the 11,111,111th story comment on this site!
I haven't even read it and I already downvoted
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Excellent work soldier