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Tarnish, how were your school days? Any particular classes you were good at or that you liked very much?
Also, don't forget to write a letter to Pinkie Pie. Probably to Princess Twilight, too.
How to win over filthy old people: Be filthy back. Makes sense to me.
The risk-reward thermometer seems like a good system.
I quite like the crackle jackals, and the vain donkey banditos quite amused me.
And Buttons... well, she's a product of her culture, and she's quite happy where she is, aside from the lack of company. At least Tarnish has made a new friend. Though I can't imagine that he'll be very popular in town for the next few months. I don't think the smell would wear off even if he were shaved bald!
There were a few typos along the way to the Marsh:
hooves-off, free-roaming
Trail, unless Tarnish is wearing an elegant, flowing ballgown. Which is a rather fantastic mental image.
wretched-smelling
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Tarnish: I just sort of got through primary school. I, uh, never finished secondary school for obvious reasons.
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I have more plans for the crackle jackals.
Also, that skunk stench, that's the smell of money. I mean, who would want to eat Tarnished Teapot now? He has a free pass through the wilderness.
By the way, kudz, like with your other Q&As, one question per comment?
Tarnish, have you ever had a crush on someone?
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Yep.
Tarnish: A few. But nothing serious. When I was twelve and I got my mark... most ponies and most fillies just avoided me. Most fillies my age were actually scared of me, especially after I made Goosey Ganders break out in pimples after a surge.
Tarnish: I know there aren't many non-Ponies in Ponyville, but did any of them declare any sort of romantic leanings towards you?
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Tarnish: All I could think of as far as non ponies was Spilke, Discord, and a zebra.
Either the love interest or he gets raped a second time.
He really should make horsepuppies. Soounds very cute and this time it would be somewhat voluntary. Lol
6025795 Knowing Kudz, probably the second one.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
Well... He almost made manticorehorse puppies... So he had it worse...
Tarnish it's time to stallion up
Hey Tarnish, you didn't happen to see anyone selling tomatoes or tomato juice in town, did you? If not, we'll at least the ruffians will leave you alone.
I work in a place with skunks running around outside. When i get in in the morning it smells like a bunch of people have been smoking pot all night.
I see why this is called 'the weed'...
You horrible horrible man... Dx the sheer horror of suc ha creature, jeebus!
... I love it.
Nice job dude!
First paragraph. [He had earned his by the sweat of his back.] "He had earned "this" by the sweat of his back. Missed the T
You know, the really sad thing is that I can think of two worse things that have already happened to him just in this story. So far.
That is cruel.
Much as I'm sure this whole experience will make Tarnish a better pony in the long run he should definitely just punch Twilight in the face if he ever sees her again .
I hope there's like an interlude where Sparkle and everybody decide they were too rough on the kid and go looking for him, and track him to the cave where they find the skeleton.
Am I the only one kind of cringing here? Like, I feel like I'm watching a DM game where everyone keeps rolling natural ones. I'm surprised all this crap hasn't broken him, and honestly I feel like the author keeps feeling obligated to up the ante.
Not to mention the tacked on sexual references are beyond cringeworthy.
Let's do a tally:
Kicked out of town by Princess of Friendship (beyond out of character)
Raped by a Manticore. Oh yeah, great start.
Assaulted by various predators.
Cut, battered, sunburned, starved.
Stuck in an abysmal motel.
No money to his name.
Estranged from his mother, I mean he was exiled in front of the whole town at the age of 16(?) and his mother did nothing to intervene?
I am trying so hard to like this but right now it just feels like he's getting dumped on for no reason. Yeah, I get it, poison joke cutie mark, still I feel like there has to be a limit.
One think I know so far into this story; This is a great job for him. His cutie mark is doing him some good by causing bad luck to the creatures that try to run interference.
That right there was some stellar word play.
dammit, I'm putting together a folder of Chapters With Buttons in them but I can't find the one after this. Anyone know which chapter/Story Buttons appears in next?
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Venenum Iocus, methinks.