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Well, been a while since I've been able to use these:
Ponies are stupid assholes and whoever did this should be locked up because they basically made the Crack of Doom too dangerous for anypony not Tarnish or Maud to go near now and depending on how far the effects of the bad magic will reach, will cause who knows what to happen to environments further away. For all we know the Tentlacle Grapes and Beetle Melon are only the beginning. Might not be reaching there now, but it could eventually start effecting Froggy Bottom Bog.
...Well it is obvious who did it now, and I do not think they will be pleased at all with the fact that Tarnish's magic basically went fuck you and fixed the shit they broke. Also, I wonder if they can be held responsible for the deaths of the two ponies who were at a spot that was originally safe enough that a bunch of geology students could go and safely camp. Whether they came before or after the poison joke was destroyed, their deaths were caused by its destruction.
I get the feeling that Tarnish will have a self imposed mission of putting poison joke in places like this to help get the bad magic under control, especially places where it has been destroyed and that some may want to end him because "Poison Joke is a horrible evil plant" and must be destroyed for the safety of everypony.
Tarnish will be humming this song tomorrow...
That poison joke is no joke.
To Maud:
How is Las Pegasus? Did you get to see a bit of the city while going to university there?
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Maud: It's big, it's smelly, the ponies are rude, and I don't much care for big cities. Something about living in such tight quarters does bad things to a pony's mind. It's like Dodge City Junction, only bigger, smellier, and somehow worse.
To Maud:
If you could choose your first foal's gender and tribe, what would it be?
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Maud: Hmm, that's a loaded question. I would have to say twins. One colt, one filly. One earth pony and one unicorn. Maybe. Tarnish is more earth pony than he realises. Maybe not in body, but in mind. It might be interesting to see what a unicorn raised by earth ponies might be like. How they would behave.
Poison Joke: The Balancer of Magical Scales.
Odd though... Their kids may be the type of ponies to heal this type of damage large scale.
To Maud: Is it possible to start fixing the burn damage between you and Tarnish? His unicorn magic seems to be able to purify and stabilize, and well you are yo.
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Maud: Too much damage. Hundreds of acres of missing forest. I... can't face going back into those woods. I can't bear the screaming. I'm more attuned to rocks than soft earth and plants, but even I felt the wrongness... I can't describe it.
Damn! Achievement unlocked! Tarnished has reached the next level.
Damn! Way to go!
Congratulations! Your Tarnished Teapot Evolved!
:~) they could go all around fixing these places showing how important poison joke is. :D
6506739 your Tarnished Teapot is now a Refurbished Teakettle
CAUGHT UP SUCKA! HahahahahahahAHAHAHAHA!
Yes! Nice job on this chapter, it was awesome, well done and this story so far is going great dude!
Keep it up!
I want to ask a question... :/
To Maud:... uh... what is love? :|
#bestquestionever
keep it up dude!
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Maud: It's when your dancing partner steps on your hoof and you don't mind. Too much.
6515970 hehehe, that's sweet.
Hope you and Tarnish have a fun time next chapter! 8D
Well people done goofed and destroyed the environment and I have a feeling that there is gonna be a big "save the world by stabilizing the magic nodes" storyline going on sometime in the future.
Also To Maud and Tarnished: if you ever find the people who destroyed the forest and Poison Joke what would you do?
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Tarnish: Probably nothing.
I figured.
6517643 but what about maud? What would she do if she found them?
Poison Joke-HAAAAAAAAAAA!
The joke went over 9000
Holy shit Tarnish just went Super Pony!!! <3
Well that's a hell of a landmark chapter. Also, if Maud ever finds the committee responsible for this, I imagine she will use diplomacy to ensure they never do such a thing again.
...
Please tell me she meets them.
Bravo, Kudzu, great chapter! As a Wildland Firefighter I can vividly picture the landscape you describe. It's quite haunting, it honestly feels like the land is hurting sometimes. Poor Maud... I can only imagine how it would feel having a real connection to the earth in one of those moments.
Wow... I actually teared up a bit that was so beautiful. A great turn around from the dead they left behind.
You do some fantastic writing, dude. I plan to read all of yer weedverse stories, and greatly enjoy what I've read so far.