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Well, either Dodge Junction is fairly lawless, Big Ironshoe is a very important pony, or some combination thereof.
Hopefully Tarnish has learned a very important lesson: Don't take salts from strangers. Of course, he's going to need to live to appreciate that lesson. I wonder what poison joke does to Mister Ironshoe.
Also, that mirror seems to have some kind of significance. After all, it'd probably sell for a pretty penny. If it got left behind, that's probably because it wanted to get left behind.
Hang on....
Hehehe poor teapot...
I bet the mirror had one of those spells, that makes it where you can't see it, even though it's there. I can't remember what they are called, but that's what it had to make it not get taken. Also, was that cocaine? I'm pretty sure it was cocaine.
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**Sniffs**
Cocaine? i don't know what you're talking about.
**Rubs gums**
I feel itchy all over.
Insert a comma between alley and walking.
Either I'm missing something, or I'm just being way too strict about the rules. I thought that one of the rules was that Tarnished "will never...suffer crippling injury". Doesn't a broken leg count? Even if he's gonna get better, it still looks like he suffered a crippling injury.
Or is the main protagonist actually the mirror?
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Crippling injury would be the loss of a leg. Disfigurement. Dismemberment.
To Tarnish:
Did you ever ask your mother why she did name you 'Tarnished Teapot'?
Ooooo... ouchies Dx bet that hurt, jeebus.
Nice job!
Was that a mix a ecstasy and cocaine? THE HELL?!
And he will use his magic won't he.
I could see Tarnish becoming very jaded from all this.
It was illegal to sell illegal things.
Can't argue with that logic.
Look, I want to like this story. I really do. But the rules just ruin it for me. How am I supposed to get invested in the story if I know everything is going to be fine, and you keep reminding me? And more importantly, how am I supposed to enjoy it if it never gets darker than implied domestic abuse? Since this story spawned a whole alternate universe, I have half a mind to write a different story within it that does have these sorts of things, but the group description for 'The Weed-verse' is pretty stuck-up about that sort of thing; I have no idea if I will or not.
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Even better: KETAMINE!
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