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I'd rather run the risk of lack of water than burn myself like that. Clearly Tarnished a the stronger man/stallion than I.
I wonder if Maud's wounds will come into play later. Considering this is Kudzu, I can only assume yes.
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They're superficial. Scrapes. Maud is a very durable pony.
In the immortal words of Def Leppard: I burn for you!
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Yeah, I went there...
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I can't belive I sank so low....
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Tarnish can give Maud a steamy kiss.
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6399110 Ah, but even the most durable creature can be brought down by the lowly virus.
hehehe portable hot springs generator
I gotta hand it to Tarnished, he has commitment, willing to suffer like that to help Maud get clean.
Ouchie indeed, I know well enough how that hurts. I cook stuff every now and then.
Isn't Tarnish smart enough of a pony to cover his snoot up while doing that? Perhaps wrapping a cloth around it, eventually it will still be hot, but still better than a snoot full of blisters.
I wonder of their food supply, using magic makes you need to eat more, no?
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To be fair, he was trying to keep his head angled over a barrel.
But then, crick in the neck, lift, stretch, OUCH!
this is the kind of true love that all people not experienced with it or intimately active in it would see as indistinguishable from brain damage.
jesus tarnish...
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Being madly in love actually reduces cognitive functions. Judgment becomes impaired, as does decision making abilities, and a whole host of higher thinking functions become significantly reduced. The chemical cocktail in your brain does in fact, actually leave you brain damaged. I learned about this in advanced psychology and human sexuality.
Love makes you do stupid things. It is especially bad for girls and women, because of how their brains work. Women are, in fact, actually smarter and posses more higher functions than men do, and when dosed by chemicals, they are hit significantly harder than men because they do tend to be smarter and have more higher functions on average. The amount of impairment is proportional to your IQ and a variety of other factors. People with low a low IQ have very little loss and change to their behaviour, while people with a significant IQ suffer a serious loss of cognitive functions.
TL;DR: Love makes you stupid, yo!
6401896 love makes you stupid, arousal makes you think things are less disgusting (thank fuck for that or we wouldn't have kisses)
love is weird, i blame cooties
See: Buckminster Bitters, Berry Punch of Clan Pickled and MANY others.
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I would like to consider myself fairly intelligent...
Love does not do this to me...
I don't mnow if i should feel insulted or not...
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I just out them in when i start the water on the heat. Once it starts boiling, i leave it on for about three minutes. It's been a while, though. Something like this.
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It would probably taste like salt, because of the Cryyyyyystals.
Either that or a wood flavor, because of all the goddess damned STAIRS.
The things Tarnished does for Maud... its sweet.
Nicely done!
Ouch, i can feel that pain.
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You are all fantastic people. I felt you should know that.
6399123 Bowling For Soup's version is so much better...
YEOWCH that is a shower I would NOT volunteer for
He should focus on colder thoughts so that the water wouldn't be boiling hot. If his thoughts are focused on enough cold things he might even be able to make ice.