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How's it feel to have somepony grateful to see you, Tarnish?
(Also, typo:
Too.)
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Tarnish: Feels nice I suppose.
A disreputable bath house, but you don't know how? ... Tarnish really is a sixteen year old from Ponyville, isn't he?
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Yes. He is young and he is stupid. Hence one of the tags for the story being 'coming of age.'
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Tarnish: I dunno. Truth be told, i'm young and sorta lazy. Sometimes, I skip out on both and walk around a little stinky.
"were mares danced for money".
I am enjoying the story so far, but what have you done with Pinkie? She might be silly sometimes, but not vulgar. The joke was still funny though. I like that it is unclear whether this was something that really happened.
So far, my favorite parallel for "dancers" as far as ponies go was Jitterbug Jive's Discorded Whooves post about "tacking." Look it up, I thought it was hilarious. Also, THE OATMEAL JOKE! THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH FOR FINISHING IT!
Another well done chapter dude, awesome job!
Hehehe, he's got an interesting job, I likes it.
Keep it up!
Another well done chapter dude, awesome job!
Hehehe, he's got an interesting job, I likes it.
Keep it up!
Everypony, especially Rainbow Dash and Applejack, were looking at Pinkie in utter horror when she did that routine. My personal guess is that her attire was Equestrian for "prostitute." My Pinkie's actually quite chaste -- but she does have a dirty sense of humor, and might very well have done the number dressed like that just to shock her friends. And I could definitely see her telling that joke. Complete with giggling disturbingly at all the painful parts.
And I remember the punchline surviving in one episode as a Noodle Incident.
*claps* this is great.
You have to wonder how Pinkie would do "The Aristocrats".
Anyone who ever got Andrea Libman to do that in Pinkie's voice would probably win every Internet, ever.
6825681 I wouldn't say prostitute. At worst she was dressed like the modern equivalent of a stripper maybe. Or a Vegas Showgirl is probably more likely.
...and thus, Tarnished Teapot died of dehydration with a canteen full of water.
I can't stress this enough, you WILL die faster conserving your water than quenching your thirst. So many people have died in the desert of dehydration with enough water to have kept them alive if they had actually drunk it. If you're dehydrated, sipping at water will actually dehydrate you faster. If you're thirsty and have water DRINK IT. Just don't guzzle it down, quench your thirst.
Its common knowledge that stinky debuffs give +Luck +-Charisma in certain situations