I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.
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Count no penis as happy until it is dead, huh?
The nail.
You have hit it on the head.
5390611 huh
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5390675 Oh, I planned to not just hit it, I meant to slam into it with the full force of a vengeful God.
Is it only me whom imagines when the moose invade for Dat flank either a classy murdering hero/traitor saves the day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rShHZJeEfNg or a bad ass group dressed in cossacks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hvMvP07uuE
“A power drill hooked up to a nuclear reactor couldn’t penetrate them now.” .... ILL SEE ABOUT THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH
This is probably the only time that I will approve the whole Molestia thing, it's so karmic it's hilarious.
Congratulations, this is the one of the few FoE fic that I will ever upvote, or read completely, for that matter.
5749291 Hey, you're not into rapefics, and that's okay. I just thought this little phenomenon needed more trolling.
"However, it was quickly discovered that the victim had harbored a long-standing rape fantasy, and had purposefully wandered behind caribou lines for the soul purpose of living it out."
- Yeah... I guess we've just found Sunrise Splendor.
(Also, in reality, women with rape fantasies are usually less capable of coping with actual rape if it happens to them.)
5942597 Really? Fascinating...depressing and heart-breaking, but fascinating.
This is the story, for those who hate reading.
No seriously, this went from "this is the best shit ever" to "MY DICK EXPLODED AND LOCUSTS FLEW OUT" when I played the full song in the war scene.
6969987 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAahahahhahahhhhhhhhhh...
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Halfway through I forgot who wrote it and began to suspect that I had mistakenly started reading another Bendy fic.
7138071 I'll take that as a compliment
I don't understand the ratio of up-votes to down-votes on this. It's certainly no Shakespearean sonnet, but it's still pretty damn awesome, and exactly what one should expect based on the description.
7262589 Eh, what are ya gonna do.
7263680 Well, for one I did my part to redress the balance by up-voting it myself. Hopefully others will eventually do the same.
7265053 Oh, my poor, sweet summer child...
Rumble, this Rumble?, are you telling me a child colt was going down on Rainbow Dash? ok then.
7790613 ...aww, shit. I probably meant Soarin'.
Oddly enough, you are the first person to comment on this, and this story's been up for like a year.
...Why is it that out of all the fanfics and stories I've read, Mlp ones are the only ones that come up with bat-shit crazy, fucked up yet amazing stuff like this.
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because we can!!
and we have pinkie to blame the fourth wall breaking on!!
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I'll take these as compliments :)
Well, that was hilariously epic!
Of the various anti-FoE 'fics I've had the dubious pleasure of reading, this is one of the few that actually goes for being funny, and that's to its immense benefit. Stare not too deeply into the abyss, lest the abyss stare back and convince you it would be a good idea to write a heart-wrenching tale of tragedy in a setting where the Crystal Heart gets turned into a dildo.
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Right!?
I think we need more trollfics of the FoE variety. XD I mean, people have already written their own alternate takes - including quite a few hatefics or just ones where the Caribou get absolutely shredded - so why not a batshit insane one?
Setting Molestia on Dainn though? Seems a bit overkill. =P I'm impressed he managed to survive. Pretty sure she's killed a few suitors that way. If only from dehydration.
EDIT: Also, I seem to have given this story its 69th Like. Nice.
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Nice