• Member Since 14th Jun, 2012
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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 16 )

I will not upvote for Flash Sentry just sucks. Unless commander Shepard comes down kills flash sentry then has amazing sex with Twilight only then will I upvote.

5329473

What about Zoidberg kills Flash Sentry and has sex with Twilight?

5329495 Check out my stories when you have the time. You might just learn something from them...

I don't care how crappy this story is. It's still too funny!

PS Flash Sentry is a Cheesehead. Idk if the pony or human flash is better.

*On the floor laughing* Human Flash my home boy, you crack me up.

5329536

Success! I made a good comedy.


5329647

Right on man.

5329678 Less cum inside in next story please. It's getting... facepalmy.

5329926

Yeah, you're probably right.

5329930 Remember when you made that story with Captain Falcon punching the shit out of Alicorn OCs? Try doing that a bit. I mean in the nature of that writting.

5329936

I don't think I ever made that story.

5330065 Wait then i must be wrong. I mean Human Porn censorship was nice. I liked it.

This story is pure poetry. While reading I came, cried, filed my tax reports, dressed up as a giant purple bunny and threw rotten eggs at small children. Nine times in a row. Rush you are a GOD when it comes to comedy.

5333309

You didn't really do that, did you?

That aside, I'm glad you liked it.

5333338 Ok. I lied about the eggs, but who doesn't file their tax reports while riding a massive orgasm.

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