“Nnnngh...” Ebon Mane stirred.
Wincing, one limp hoof at a time, he pushed himself up onto all fours. He reopened his eyes with a dazed expression. Unconscious Soul Sentries laid before him amidst a liberal spray of granite chunks.
“Guh...” Rubbing his “tattooed” head, he tilted his chin up and gazed at the throne room. He gasped.
The doorway had utterly collapsed, spilling wreckage into the spacious hallway that led down the center of the regal palace. One by one, the Soul Sentries began to stir.
Ebon bit his lip. Hobbling backwards with a slight shiver. He heard hoofsteps galloping at a distance.
“The Prince! He's been kidnapped!” a servant's voice shouted. “The Xonan Empress! She took him!”
“Where were they located last?!” asked a royal guard.
“They were last seen in the throneroom, fleeing into the inner palace! The Royal Quarters! At least that's what Secretary Sharp Quill said!”
“Head into the courtyard! Gather all the servants outside while we perform a full sweep of the palace!”
“Understood! Please find him in one piece and make those foreign invaders suffer!”
“Oh they will, alright. Soldiers! After me!”
Ebon gritted his teeth. He looked at the collapsed Sentries as they started sitting up, eyes flickering. Ebon glanced down the hallway from which the galloping hooves emanated, then down the opposite end. It was too far of a sprint towards the nearest corner to avoid anyone's line of sight.
A determined frown crossed the stallion's muzzle. One by one, his tattoos vanished, and he plucked the fake horn from his skull, flicking it to the ground. In a burst of speed, he galloped towards the nearest set of marble columns in the lush hallway.
“Find her!” Voices echoed up and down the spiraling marble stairwells of the Val Roan Royal Palace. “She's kidnapped the Prince!”
“Quickly! They should be headed towards the Royal Quarters!”
Kera winced from the guards' shouts echoing from a distance. She sprinted down a hallway lined with doors to luxurious chambers and sitting rooms. She paused only to glance into each compartment, causing the Prince stumbling after her to stumble and wheeze for breath.
“Why do... th-they think that you've k-kidnapped me?!” Eine stammered.
“Because I kinda sorta have!”
“What?!”
“Look, you wanna be re-strangled by your buddy, the Juice Deer?!” Kera scowled, yanking Eine again as she sprinted towards the next line of doors. “Believe me, he didn't give me much of an option! It was either zap him or watch you become Prince Asthma of the House of Dead.”
“How did you l-learn...” Eine yelped, stumbling after her and trembling. “...t-to use magic like that?”
“I was trained by a killer cyborg pony in a giant crater full of hippy pegasi and flying manta rays.”
“...what?!”
“Look, it doesn't matter! You wanna live, stay with me?!”
“But... th-they think that y-you're trying to harm me!” Eine stammered while the sound of hoofsteps rose sharply behind him. “Perhaps if we just stopped and tried explaining things—”
“Explain what?!” Kera glanced at him, frowning. “That their Royal Advisor is controlled by a shape-shifting bug monster who wants to have you missing in action when your Coronation happens?!”
“Missing in action?!”
“You heard him! He was going to hide you away somewhere against your will!” Kera peeked into the next room. “He must sense that my allies are catching up to his dirty business and now they wanna steal you away somewhere.”
Inside the room, a group of hoofmaidens shrieked in alarm.
Kera gnashed her teeth, slamming the door shut with a burst of telekinesis. She zapped each door hinge, melting the braces for good measure.
“Well that was kind of h-harsh,” Eine rasped.
“Look, you wanna get out of here with your life intact or don't you?!”
“But it's my guards we're running away from!”
“Yeah, and who you think is in charge of the guards?!” Kera glared. “You saw how those Soul Sentries were following Sharp Quill's every command!”
Eine bit his lip, sweating.
“How can we get out of here?!” she asked loudly.
“We can't.”
Kera's ears drooped. “Please don't let that be the answer. I'm not in the mood of testing my brain electricity against a crapton of well-trained reindeer guards.”
“I-I mean there's no official way,” Eine said. He pointed behind them with a weak hoof. “All ways through the main corridors are blocked, and we can't go back to the throne room...”
Kera leaned forward, tattoo brow furrowed. “...but?”
“There's... uhm...” Eine fidgeted. “Another way.”
“Where?”
“But I've never used it befo—”
She shouted in his face. “WHERE?!”
He leaned back, shivering. “In my quarters! In the wall beside the wardrobe! If you let me, I'll show you!”
“Wait...” Kera leaned back. “Do you mean—?”
“A panel to a secret passage. Only members of the Royal family know about it.”
“Does Sharp Quill know?!”
“Uhhhm... I-I doubt it! My parents did, but the King and Queen are dead now.”
“Wonderful!” Kera barked, galloping down the hallway. “We'll make our exit that way!” When she found she was alone, she dashed back, groaning. “Honestly! Will you move your royal caboose?!”
“Guh!” Eine flinched, poked by her horn. “Must we go so fast?!”
“Would you rather die super slow?”
“... ... ...the room should be two hallways on the right.”
“Awesomesauce! Go go go go!”
“I don't understand!” Nilla stammered, being shoved along by a line of Soul Sentries. She wasn't alone. Several fumbling servants, cooks, and gardeners marched along with the gazelle, forced down a hallway leading towards the royal courtyard. “Why would the Princess of Xona seek to kidnap Prince Eine?!”
The Soul Sentries said nothing. They merely marched in a solid phalanx, sweeping up the hallway's space with their wide antlers.
“Did she hurt him somehow?! I mean, she's just a filly!” Nilla exclaimed. “And whatever happened to Mr. Mane, her royal advisor!”
Once more, the Sentries were silent.
Nilla frowned, being shoved along. “Will somedeer please answer me?!”
A guard marched out of a room, joining the march. “Keep the noise down, servant. The Soul Sentries need concentration to perform their duty.”
“But nothing about this is—”
“I will not repeat myself,” the guard said, casting her an iron frown. “Obey the Soul Sentries.” He then met up with another cluster of royal guards and proceeded to flush out a supply room.
Nilla gnashed her teeth. “Doesn't any of this strike anybody as completely absurd?!”
Her cries were drowned out as she was pushed out of the hallway and into the adjacent corridor. The Soul Sentries marched on, leaving the passageway completely abandoned—or so they thought.
Several seconds after they departed, a tiny section of marble column shifted. The texture rippled with green flame, morphing into a petite changeling. “Mmmmfff...” Ebon collapsed on his knees, shivering. His insectoid eyes flickered, then clenched shut. “Mmmm... Eagle... EE...” He whimpered, fangs clicking. “Give me strength. Just... j-just have to hold out long enough...”
He stood up, heaving for strong breaths.
At last, with gossamer wings buzzing, he lifted off the ground and went zipping around the nearest corner. Looking around, he found the coast to be clear. Holding his breath, he once again coated his body with a marble-tinted shade, then proceeded to hover across the wall, piercing his way deeper into the palace.
“Nnnngh... guhhhhh!” Kera pushed a wall panel as hard as she could with her little hooves. Her gown was a frazzled mess at that point, and the lengths of her green mane had become undone. Nevertheless, after much strain, she finally slid the dusty patch of wall wide enough to allow room for two foal-sized bodies to fit through. All was dark and dismal in the hidden chamber beyond. “Ahhhhhh yeah. That should do.”
She leaned back, her ears twitching to a persistent wheezing sound. She looked aside at Eine, who was collapsed against his desk, struggling for breath.
“Really?” She raised an eyebrow. “You're out of breath already?!”
“Must we... r-run around... so sw-swiftly?!” he gurgled, eyes thin and weak.
“Don't most fawns your age get more meat on their bones?”
“Young deer aren't like unicorns.” Eine gulped. “While our cerebral strengths are keen, our physical abilities t-take a great deal longer to mature.”
“Whelp, sucks to be you.” And Kera bucked him in the white tail.
“Waaah!” Wide-eyed, Eine plunged through the hole in the wall. Thud!
“I'm committed to getting you out of here alive!” Kera slid in after him. “Nopony ever said anything about your pride!” Her horn shimmered as she slid the door shut, sealing the passage behind them. “You know which way we go from here, Your Highness?”
“Uhm... n-no,” he whimpered. “I've actually never had to use these tunnels before!”
“Whelp, Prince Eine, congratulations. You're about to experience your very first adventure.”
Thud! With that, she and the Prince were hidden from the rest of the Palace. Within a minute, guards came pouring into the room, looking all over the quarters. They would not have any luck.
Pretty soon now, the non-changeling-controlled Val Roans are going to notice that something's up...
The Keraine is off the charts this chapter
OBEY. CONFORM. SUBMIT.
Wrong subject there. That, or Kera just spent a short amount of time talking to herself.
Wrong Pony.
Also. Watch out, Kera. The police got a 5 star wanted level on your little flank.
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There will be no loyalty, except loyalty towards the Changelings. There will be no love, except the love of Big Sister. There will be no laughter, except the laugh of triumph over a defeated enemy.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a deer's face — forever.
Even though this really is true, its really silly when you have it typed up like that.
Now its time for Adventure!
I'm happy to see Ebon embracing his changeling potential. Also, I'm getting major "A Link to the Past" vibes here. Though I'd be mystified if this tunnel led to anything approaching a sanctuary.
Well, when you put it like that, it just sounds goofy.
I can imagine the Benny Hill theme playing as the chase is going down...
and now i'm very glad i took a break from BP to read this chapter
need a laugh after that....
Keraine for the win!
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Pretty much the entire story sounds ridiculous when you explain it as bluntly and concisely as that.
Because really, what is Austraeoh but a 6000 page story about a magical lesbian rainbow pony as she farts her way east across the world defeating evil with sheer awesomeness and spreading the harmony of her pretty pony princess wherever she goes.
Awww yeah Kera OP'd magical training FTW!
That would be hilarious on a resumè.
5388415 Depending on the amount of words per page, the number may vary. I found my own estimate to be at 8500 pages, 200 words a page. Just sorta took ten random books and counted ten random pages each to make an educated guess. But yeah, it's an amazingly long story perfectly summarized by yourself in a single paragraph. You found a more revealing description, kudos!
LOL
Onward to adventure.
Yes, I've done it, I've finally caught up!
Took ages but totally worth it.
The Keraine is strong with this chapter.
Ebon the ninja cook.
Nilla/Ebon should become a thing. That would be an interesting piece of action.
Handbasket to Hell. All ABOARD!
5388368 You're reading Background Pony!? Are you mad? I weep for your poor eyes.
Go Ebon! It's your time to shine.
It's official. Colon is now just writing to troll us. It's only a matter of time he unveils the second six chapters of this whole story are literally the same story, but in reverse.
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And now I've got this stuck in my head:
You want the truth?
You cant handle the truth.
Hey look, its a cliche thats already become a Mantra. Ray, Hes looking at me, Ray.
Second hallway on the right, and straight on till bed time? Wouldnt have thought calling the Beatie Boys would Pan out quite that well.
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I blame my dirty mind.
Kera is a self-centered asshole.
So, to summarize my part:
IC has captured the exact essence of my being. Excellent.
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O_o
...He's taken.
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Perfect. That is literally the only quote from Nineteen Eighty-Four I will ever remember, because nothing else comes close to that passage.
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Carry on, brave soul.
[Insert "In the Arms of an Angel" here]
Did he just pray to Eagle Eye?
5389543 Ebon + Nilla + EE? Sounds like a party!
Kera and Eine are in an adventure! An adventure to candy mountain!
5389638 Stop! Please! I don't want to feel!
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it's comments like this that kept me from reading it till now.....
gods i wished i had listened
it's so...
*sobs*
So, now that my binge of reading is finished and I've finally caught up with the entire story, time for a hypothesis that I've been holding on to for a while: I think the goblins used to be caretakers of the ring. Mechanics and all that.
This line right here that Jex said a couple chapters back made me think of it:
Living in a machine where everything is made of glittering gold and powered by the force or Harmony would certainly qualify, don't you think?
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I believe the word you're looking for is "soul-crushing".
5390436 I loved Background Pony despite it burning my eyes to ash but honestly the ending let it down for me.
5390436 Most of us have been there man. So many feels, so many feels.
the ship is sailing
Suuuuuurrre...
5388885 Welcome Noble Juror!
A great inversion of the "Damsel in Distress" trope. :)
Go Kera! And Ebon! You can do it! :rainbowdetermined:
-Spirit
The chase is on!
Plans on both sides are coming apart, but Chrysalis probably has something more hidden under her sleeve.
Cap. [Group / Organization].
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Kera is so full of win ^_^.
Ebon leveled some time during this battle, apparently.
Celestia, this ship is going to be heart attack inducing when it takes off.
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We're going on an adventure! An adventure, Eine!
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New skill unlocked: Active Camouflage
Truth is stranger than fiction.
XD