Cupcakes!
A little poem by me, Pinkie Pie!
For my sister, Maud Pie!
Hi Maud! You inspired me to write a poem! It was really super-duper fun!
I hope you enjoy this poem as much as I did writing it, sis!
Okay, poem-time now!
Hi there! I'm Pinkie Pie!
And I love cupcakes!
I work and live at Sugarcube Corner!
With Mr Cake, and Mrs Cake, and the babies Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake,
And it's where I make,
And it's where I bake,
Lots and lots and lots and lots of cupcakes!
Making cupcakes is one of my favorite super-duper fun things to do!
Would you like to make some cupcakes, too?
I'm more than happy to show you!
It will be super-duper-mega-ultra fun!
And you could share your cupcakes with everyone!
Because everypony loves a cupcake, yes sirree, they do!
No pony has lived until a cupcake, they've tried,
Until their tummies have gotten a cupcake inside!
Especially the ones me and Mr and Mrs.Cake bake!
Here's one I made earlier! It's yours to take!
I made it just for you!
Would you like another too?
Of course you do!
Everypony wants one or two!
Sometimes, even three or four!
Everypony can't help but want more!
Because cupcakes, we all adore!
I've never had a pony turn down a cupcake before!
Cupcakes, nopony could ignore!
Because cupcakes, everypony adores!
Eating cupcakes is really fun!
You should try tasting one!
But it's even funner to make and bake,
Lots and lots of cupcakes!
Because I get to lick the spoon afterwards!
And so will you!
If you make and bake cupcakes too!
It's really fun making and baking cupcakes,
And it's really super-duper easy to do!
You just need a big bowl for mixing stuff!
And plenty of flour and eggs and milk and chocolate chips and icing and little pretty cool decorative sprinkles to put on top,
You have to check that there is enough!
Otherwise making really good cupcakes will be really, really tough!
So, we start off with a cup of flour,
And we add it to the mix!
Make sure you add something sweet, not sour,
Because nopony likes cupcakes that taste sour!
Oh! Icky-icky!
Everypony likes cupcakes that are sweet and tasty!
Especially ones that given hard work and effort and time,
Instead of being made really hasty!
Those cupcakes don't always turn out tasty.
So remember, fillies and colts - cupcakes are tasty when not made hasty!
So, anyways - add a spoonful of vanilla,
So your cupcakes get their fill of,
Vanilla goodness!
Now add some eggs and milk and butter,
But make sure you weighed all of it properly first!
Or else your cupcakes could come out the worst!
And if they come out the worst, nopony might buy them,
And then they'll be sad because they didn't get any cupcakes,
And then you'll be sad because you'll get depressed because you didn't make good enough cupcakes,
And then I'll be sad and my hair will deflate because you're sad that you didn't make good cupcakes for everypony to enjoy...
So, we'll make sure that doesn't happen!
We'll make these cupcakes the best cupcakes ever, Captain!
They'll be so good everypony will enjoy!
Every stallion and mare, every girl and boy!
Then whisk the mix away, as your old pony pal Pinkie (that's me! Hi!) says!
And then we'll empty some of the mixture into trays!
Pop them into the oven and turn it on!
But don't turn it up too high,
Otherwise our cupcakes will fry!
And nopony will want to eat a fried cupcake! Nope, not one!
So while we wait for the cupcakes to bake,
You want to give the spoon a lick?
Don't eat too much of it, or you might get sick,
And if you get sick you won't get to try your cupcakes,
And that would be really sad,
After all the fun you and me had,
Making and baking those cupcakes!
Then we can decide how to decorate,
Our cupcakes, so we can commemorate,
This really fun day we had, making and baking,
Delicious and yummy and scrumptious cupcakes!
How many cupcakes home will you be taking?
DING! Yay! The cupcakes are ready!
Don't forget to put on your oven mitts!
The trays will be really hot, and you could burn yourself,
And if you burn yourself, you won't be able,
To hold your cupcake in your hoof, nice and stable,
And that would be really bad,
After all the fun, making and baking cupcakes, that we had,
It would make me really, really, really sad,
So put on your oven mitts so you don't get hurt,
And we can enjoy our cupcakes and be glad!
Oh wow-wee! Your cupcakes look really tasty!
That is because you weren't rushing or being hasty!
So how do you want to decorate your super-duper-mega-ultra-awesome pastry?
Icing? Sprinkles? Chocolate chips? Icing and sprinkles and chocolate chips?
Oh, boy! I can't wait to see what you put on yours!
I'm already licking my lips!
So, there you go! You and me made some cupcakes together!
If you want to make some cupcakes again, just come back whenever!
We can be Cupcake Making And Baking Best Friends Forever!
I'd love to make and bake a cupcake with you whatever the weather!
Here, take a bunch of cupcakes with you!
You make some really, really good ones, you do!
No seriously, honestly, I Pinkie Promise that you do, it's true!
So drop by if you want to make more cupcakes again,
I hope we will see each other soon, new friend!
I hope we can get together and make and bake,
Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and LOTS more cupcakes!
Cupcakes...
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Pinkamena goes before Diane.
4113382 Oh does it? Sorry, my bad. I'll fix that right now. Thanks. Have a follower for your trouble.
4113389 No problem and thanks. And great job BTW. Really felt like Pinkie wrote this. Just be careful with the word cupcakes in your title in the future. If I hadn't seen the everyone tag I probably would have skipped this, associating it with that..... other cupcakes.
4113406 Yeah, I know that one.
Though I feel like that may be what attracts curious minds to this.
Still, thanks for the heads-up, friend.
4113411 Again, no problem. And good luck.
Yup, m8 i r8 dis 8/8 just gr8
Ummmm....
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4115807 ...
(deletes Rootbeer Dew's comment before anyone discovers it)
No one must know...XD
4117577 It's still there. What do we do?
...
Kill it kill it kill it!
4117621 XD Damn, you too funny! XD
AwesomeSauce
I thought this was a cupcakes fic for a second there. I'm so sorry!
5315488 No need for apologies, my good reader. We all make that mistake. I even thought the same thing and I'm the one who wrote this!
5315521 XD I also recently watched a reading of cupcakes... Eugh... I'm not gonna be able to sleep for a month. I scare pretty easy when it comes to these things and jump scares. I HATE JUMPSCARES.
5315546 Then don't watch a video called 'One Night At Pinkie's'...
5315561 I just finished it by the time you wrote that...
5315585 Oh bollocks...XD
5316191 I will eternally hate you for that! I'm kidding, plus I'm too cool for that in my street fighter lootcrate headband/bandana/thing. It was my fault because I love trying to break my fear of jumpscares. P.S having a bit of trouble with youtube, what is the video format that you use?
5316669 I don't know myself, I just, well, upload the animations I make.
Speaking of which I REALLY need to finish up my current Christmas Special.
5316676 Lol I figured it out. I'm posting it right this second. It's a lootcrate video.
4113382 you sure?????????????
5394911 Yeah? I'm not sure. When did I even leave this comment?
5396431 38 weeks ago, actually.
5396831 you sure?????????????
5397785 I dunno. Are you?
5397978 same as you. i dunno
5397983 Hmmm...
5396831 Ummm... kay then I'm just gonna back outta here slowly then. Have a nice day.
I'm a timelord!
5412784 YAY!
5413157 Here. Have a random pic. Betcha can't guess who from what show!Try and guess!
This is a pretty good poem
One question though,
Are there ingredients that were actually Alive, Living, Breathing beings before the cupcake making process? Just asking...
Cause you know...that GrimDark Fanfic? Gives me the creep sometimes when I'm looking at Straight-hair Pinkie...
No..i shouldn't think about it. I mean, this is the cheerful and ebullient Pinkie Pie we all know right?
...right..?
5432832 This has no relevance to the dark fanfic.
I like poems.
5706852 I like making new friends.
(gives hopeful puppy-eyed look)
5706871 Chain reading some of your fic right now. My mind is racing...
That...was fun to read!
Don't know if I need special permission to post this, but it seems fitting:
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7827728 It took me a moment to realize this was MY story you commented on. How stupid am I? Thanks for the approval courtesy of Zecora, mate!
7828173 Zecora's approval seemed to fit, for a poem, I will admit.
7828607 Oh I see you're doing a rhyme. Is this a thing you do all the time? That rhyme I made was not my intention. This joke was so bad that I'll give myself detention.
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That was AMAZING, ADORABLE and soooooo true to Pinkie's character!!
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Oh, cheers mate. :) Much appreciated!