• Published 5th Jan 2014
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Ponies, Pirates and Peculiar Psychopaths - Dropbear



Early Equestria, full of dangers ranging from monsters to pirates. The last thing it needs is for a crazed human wearing a suit of battle armour to appear and claim to be the 'Lord of The Sea!'

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cant wait :twilightsmile:

TWO CHAPTERS IN ONE DAY, PRAISE ARMOK, BRING OUT THE ALE AND THE LAVISH MEALS!

ARGGGGAJDHSAJKDHASJKDA!!!! What a way to end things. Christ. Kind of a bummer that tia and luna won though, especially considering their own hubris. I suppose that just means that the sequel will up the stakes of chalmers anger to a whole nother degree. I can't see how it wouldn't after all. His kids are (im assuming) long dead and his lover has become bitter and hateful. The shits going into orbit for this.

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Kind of a bummer that tia and luna won though

Eh, having the villain fall down thanks to his own ego (and the pretty cunning political manipulation by Celestia) seemed like a good way to end it.

I suppose that just means that the sequel will up the stakes of chalmers anger to a whole nother degree.

Honestly, I think he'll be more insulted over the fact that they stored him in a toolshed instead of putting him on display in the gardens.

His kids are (im assuming) long dead and his lover has become bitter and hateful.

Yes, they are very dead, and Chrysalis is not a happy camper. Shit is indeed going to go down.

There best be reckoning.

Why does all of your fics always makes me pissed off at Celestia? :twilightangry2:

If I could throw out my own opinion, I really hope that Chalmers doesn't end up receiving help from his Empire. I mean James is cool and all, but it seems every story involving Chalmers ends up with the human cavalry coming in and changing the entire dynamic of the story. It'd be nice for Chalmers to succeed by himself for once. I mean he has his kick-ass suit, what more does he need?

But alas, I get the feeling that Chalmers is going to become free, then the Empire will see Chalmers' suit's signal pop up, and then we're going to get a rehash of 'Saviour or Destroyer' and/or 'Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold'.

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I can reassure you that it's just going to be solely Charmers as the sole UIP character, as for the suit...

Well, who's to say that's he isn't sick of being in it after a few hundred years, and is just going to run around nude or something like that...

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To be fair, it's usually because my main characters are arseholes and the fic focuses on their perspective.

Will you be working on the sequel for Saviour or Destroyer before you start the continuation of this story? I really want to see how Horizon is turning out with Chalmers as his father.

sequel whore

You are a horrible person writing amazingly good fics.
MOAR NIGEL

Well let's hope Chrysalis will know that the statue is in Canterlot. Also PLEASE WHEN YOU HAVE THE TIME BRING BACK NIGEL! WE ALL LOVE HIM AS AN AWESOME BRO! DAMN YOU CELESTIA/LUNA! DAMN YOU ALL TO MY SCORN!

5402844 NO FAGGOT THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!

Dead children of a bi-polar NIGEL with history of DEATH.
You dun goofed up today princessa. :heart:

Fucking sequel whore.

But I do love your sequels.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

Yay! I can't wait for the sequel.

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and is just going to run around nude or something like that...

I can't pay you, but I will go back and favorite all the stories of yours that I haven't. Don't ask for up-votes, though. I think I already up-voted most of your UIP stuff.

That said, I like how you tied this all together. You even managed to make the princesses indirectly responsible for the fall of the crystal kingdom XD

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You even managed to make the princesses indirectly responsible for the fall of the crystal kingdom XD

Ah Sombra, you evil prick you.

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Yes, they are very dead

Oh man, I can imagine he's going to be done with the games when he realizes this.

I love you.

Hopefully one day Celestia will suffer as much as Chrysalis did. Fair is fair. I day kill Luna, even though I really like her, and then trap Celestia in pony hell. She doesn't technically deserve it, but an eye for an eye eh? At the very least we could have Celestia die/stripped of power.

5402754 oh please don't handicap Nigel for the sake of making things equal! He needs his suit and it makes him on an even playing field!

UIP didn't find him for 1k years what? Oh wait they are probably happy that he went missing.

damn i can't wait for sequel, and chrysalis meeting chalmres again.
Its great how you made it somewhat canon :p

5404045 he stop transmitting his signal remember? he got stoned!

This by far is my favorite story out of all the ones you have written. I await eagerly for the sequel.

5404166 I made that comment 20 weeks ago...

I expected Chalmers to threaten them with automated drones that would attack even with him gone. I expected him to kill Celestia and/or Luna. I expected that protocol in Morning's ship be a command to attack the capitol until they surrendered. I expected a highly advanced AI to start an army to wage war until he returned. I expected Morning to raise that same army.
I did not expect him to just stay trapped for over a thousand years.
I suppose it's good that you know not to make him SO invincible. There's only so much that plot armour and almost magical science and augmentations can do.
So, it took Chrysalis over a thousand years to get her revenge? No wonder she hates Equestria here.
A sequel? I can only assume Chalmers will return somehow. And he must come back angry. A thousand years can't be good for any human's state of mind, and Chalmers wasn't very stable in the first place.

And is the crater filled with water that was once a port town based on Horse Shoe Bay in this picture? fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/221/f/f/hd_map_of_equestria__official___by_austiniousi-d59y8wl.jpg

Oh and you'd THINK that Hurricane would have second thoughts about Chalmers being pure evil after hearing he wanted to unite all three pony races and end slavery. I mean come on, he can't be all bad if he opposes slavery, right?

I love a good villain revival :pinkiecrazy:THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!:pinkiecrazy:

and chalmers will be back with vengeance to topple the idiotic sisters and rule once more

I just had a disturbing thought. If it's been a thousand years does that mean Chalmers' adoptive children are dead? Also, does that mean any friends he had in the empire he worked for are dead as well? Continuing down that train of thought what exactly has the UIP been up to all this time? So many questions that need answering...

5404016 Well if you consider that in another story Celestia trapped Chalmers in pony hell/Tartarus yeah I think she deserves it.

Whenever Nigel loses I always leave with a bad taste in my mouth, anyway is Twilight Morning Sparkle's descendent or not? I would love to see some changing sides after they find out that Nigel is an old family friend.

5405624 Descendant is your children.

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oh please don't handicap Nigel for the sake of making things equal! He needs his suit and it makes him on an even playing field!

Pfft, nah.

UIP didn't find him for 1k years what?

I totally won't pull some complicated science mumbo-jumbo for the sake of a cheap laugh. Nope.

damn i can't wait for sequel, and chrysalis meeting chalmres again.

Sequel is in the works now. Also, remember that Chrysalis believes that he is dead.

I expected Chalmers to threaten them with automated drones that would attack even with him gone. I expected him to kill Celestia and/or Luna. I expected that protocol in Morning's ship be a command to attack the capitol until they surrendered. I expected a highly advanced AI to start an army to wage war until he returned. I expected Morning to raise that same army.
I did not expect him to just stay trapped for over a thousand years.

It was probably a shock to him as well, and while he planned ahead, he didn't plan that far ahead. Besides, he expected Sombra to be on his side for the short term, not for the attack to come from some alicorns busting in through the window,

So, it took Chrysalis over a thousand years to get her revenge? No wonder she hates Equestria here.

It shall be explained.

Oh and you'd THINK that Hurricane would have second thoughts about Chalmers being pure evil after hearing he wanted to unite all three pony races and end slavery. I mean come on, he can't be all bad if he opposes slavery, right?

True, but it was less 'unite all races and end slavery' and more 'Unite all races so we can be in control and profit from it'.

... God you are such a tease. I was getting ready for the big climax, but then you just pull out and leave me hanging.:trixieshiftleft:

*Sees Author's Notes*

Yeah, talk dirty to me, fanfic style.:yay:

That ending was what I was hoping for. I'll say I was very impressed how you managed to wrap things up in relatively quickly. My mental counter was guessing like another 50k words to finish this story before you mentioned it coming to a close. Can't wait for the sequel.

Oh thank god, a sequel.... I commented on the last chapter that I didn't like the ending, but-.... Wait where's Discord?....

Anyway, despite my opinions, I love this story, and am really glad it's continuing....

I just hope you don't sell Nigel short again, and don't try and justify it, you totally did. Completely and utterly.... Can't wait for the reunion between him and the cheese leg queen we all know and love....

Can't wait to see what he comes up with when he's released

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Nigel punched celestia twice in the face with enough force to break the ground, WITH intent to kill....

Sure, Alicorns are durable, but bone and skin can only be so strong.... You sold him short, and overplayed his enemies. But we'll all ignore it because we love you and your stories.

:ajsmug:

5406071 It seems like you forgot to link to other peoples comments as well, or maybe I am going crazy and said those quotes, even if I don't remember them. I do remember saying the first one though!

EDIT: sorry, mucked up my replies.

>> EverfreeSparkle

oh please don't handicap Nigel for the sake of making things equal! He needs his suit and it makes him on an even playing field!

Pfft, nah.

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UIP didn't find him for 1k years what?

I totally won't pull some complicated science mumbo-jumbo for the sake of a cheap laugh. Nope.\

damn i can't wait for sequel, and chrysalis meeting chalmres again.

Sequel is in the works now. Also, remember that Chrysalis believes that he is dead.

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I expected Chalmers to threaten them with automated drones that would attack even with him gone. I expected him to kill Celestia and/or Luna. I expected that protocol in Morning's ship be a command to attack the capitol until they surrendered. I expected a highly advanced AI to start an army to wage war until he returned. I expected Morning to raise that same army.
I did not expect him to just stay trapped for over a thousand years.

It was probably a shock to him as well, and while he planned ahead, he didn't plan that far ahead. Besides, he expected Sombra to be on his side for the short term, not for the attack to come from some alicorns busting in through the window,

So, it took Chrysalis over a thousand years to get her revenge? No wonder she hates Equestria here.

It shall be explained.

Oh and you'd THINK that Hurricane would have second thoughts about Chalmers being pure evil after hearing he wanted to unite all three pony races and end slavery. I mean come on, he can't be all bad if he opposes slavery, right?

True, but it was less 'unite all races and end slavery' and more 'Unite all races so we can be in control and profit from it'. Hurricane was actually a good pony... until Sombra gave him a 'parting gift' to the throat.

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Whoops.

You totally should do fic with chrysalis from one fic and chalmers from second. Or 2 Nigels and one chrysalis :D
Or even more evil
Nigel finding mirror pool ... And throw inside his reptile friend xd

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Nigel finding mirror pool ... And throw inside his reptile friend

No.

No.

This will have a sequel?

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'UIP didn't find him for 1k years what?'
I totally won't pull some complicated science mumbo-jumbo for the sake of a cheap laugh. Nope.

I can totally see you doing some bullshit about either him owing the UIP all the leave he will accrue for the next millennia or some other bullshit about the teleporter sending him into the past, so just after he comes out of stone, they JUST started looking for him.

5407771 what's better than watching Orthodox blow shit up? Watching orthodox get into a fight with himself over HOW to blow shit up. seriously, make that a one-shot, Orthodoxes (Orthodi?) arguing over how to blow something up after stumbling onto/into the mirror pool. Or how to kill a manticore.

5409439 I agree. Big fat nope! We want Equestria to at least be standing when Nigel gets his revenge, right?

5405806 Was kinda sleepy when I wrote that thanks.

Just read this now and i have to say while i didn't see that ending coming i wasn't disappointed with it in the least and more sequels mean more Chalmers action so that's a plus in my eyes.
Also i'm pretty sure there was no signal anymore because he got stoned, suit and all, and stone is not a very good material to build highly complex electronics out of.

In regards to the chapter before this did Chalmers telefrag Platinum or did his suit explode her with some energy weapon?

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Well, she kinda telefragged herself.

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